I`m probably the worst when it comes to the proper use of grammar. It was my hardest subject during school.
Hello coubob,
I am not the most literate in English, but Ia m not that bad either.
As I get some posts asking if English is my second language?
Mainly because my English is British and not American. Some words like 'skip' (dumpster) or pavement (walkway)
flick knife_ (Switch blade) are some of the words. Or twitchel meaning a jitty.
Coming from Nottingham, there is a lot of Nottingham slang.
Like:- "it's a bit black over Bill's muvvers"
Meaning it looks like rain.
Or:- "are you nesh?" meaning are you cold
"Have you mashed" Did you make the tea?
"Shut you gob" (yer...you know that one...lol)
Someone even wrote:- "You lot have a reputation of being crazy....it is about time you tried to make up for them"
(impossible...lol)
So I asked the girlfriend as she does the cryptic crossword in The Times newspaper if my writing is that bad (present tense)
She said:- "No...of course not"
I began thinking that it was perhaps that I may be upsetting their beliefs and upbringing... as it may not be how I write...but what I write?
So being a researcher, I wanted to know and joined this social forum as 'George Amigos' and to tell them the truth when it was all over.
George Amigos was about 45 stones and his dog weighed about 7 stone. He had come to Britain as an immigrant
(they hate immigrants) His wife weighing twenty five stones had left him for prostitution (don't laugh) and George Amigos had spent 5 years in a mental hospital in Spain thinking he was Napoleon.
He lost an arm and wanted a job in England as a carpenter. Being an alcoholic he also had no money.
Well...let us say he was worse off than me..so I wanted to know how they would react. As he grovelled his way through often cursing in Spanish.
They LOVED him!!!
The point that I am making is that it all relates to people accepting you as a low down individual in most cases. As they want to show to others that they have pity for the 'down and out' In reality if you show that you have something different, they will always down grade you.
I do not lie and this time, I wanted to know the reality of the way the human mind worked. My intention was to make it so daft and obvious that they could see that this was just harmless banter. They could not because their minds were preconditioned to think that way.
They really hate your guts and I put into this post everything bad and derogatory to allow rejection.
It did not work. As long as you were down on your knees, it made them feel good because they felt bigger.
All my posts are true, but obviously this one (that word again) was not. I learned that it was not the way that I spelt thing but what I tried putting across that caused the unrest.
I admit that most there were genuine people who had a hard time. Others were not and they seethed with anger deep down with remarks like:- "Now you have learnt your lesson- let that teach you"
Yes I do have a persecution complex because I am human.
Regards
George
PS They love dogs--so this even tares them more apart
The dog's name was 'Mortifio' meaning death if it bit you.