The Boy Who Lays Eggs

nivek

As Above So Below
This is a strangely humorous story...lol


Various Indonesians news outlets report that a 14-year-old boy is laying eggs … again!

He made the news in 2015 when he allegedly laid the first ones, and now he’s started laying again and is up to 20.

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According to Kompas.com, 12-year-old Akmal was taken to Syech Yusuf Sungguminasa General Hospital by his worried parents on August 2015.

They brought seven eggs they claimed he had “laid” in the past week out of the same orifice that chickens use for both laying eggs and pooping the coop.

X-rays showed another egg still in the ’chute’, but it apparently came out an hour later without medical help.

The doctors, needing something to write on their forms, called Akmal’s condition corpus alienium, the appearance of foreign objects in the human body and claimed they had no theory as to how the egg got there.

Well, they may have heard of the case of Kakek Sinin. In 2014, Detik news reported that Kakek complained to a co-worker about stomach pains and the co-worker proceeded to massage his belly. Kakek reportedly checked his pants and there was an egg.

While his co-worker was surprised, Kakek wasn’t – he claimed this was the fourth egg he’d laid since 1998 when he laid three in three months. Like Akmal, doctors couldn’t explain how this happened.

Yeah, yeah … we know what you’re thinking … did anyone bother to check the eggs?

Good question.

While it seems no one did in these two cases, Akmal – now 14 – was recently back in the hospital again after laying more eggs – 20 more.

This time, his father cracked one open.
In two years he laid 18 eggs and 2 today, so in total there have been 20. I cracked the first egg and its content was all yellow, no white. A month later I cracked another one, and its content was all white and no yellow.
As it was two years before, Akmal came in ‘with egg’ – actually, two this time – and the doctors at Syekh Yusuf Hospital in Gowa cracked them open and offered a new diagnosis:

Our suspicion is that the eggs were deliberately shoved into Akmal’s rectum. But we did not see it directly. Scientifically chicken eggs cannot form inside the human body. It’s impossible, especially in the digestive system.
They quarantined Akmal and so far he hasn’t laid any more eggs. Despite that, his father was offended by the accusations.
He never swallowed eggs whole, why would he do that? I am an imam (cleric) in my village, so there’s no voodoo. I only believe in the Lord.

In another report, he said this:
I spent three weeks there. Doctors saw me lay eggs. They were 100 percent convinced, but said my condition had no cure and they eventually gave up.
However, in this case the government got involved due to an alleged “public hysteria” about a man laying eggs. Bambang Suherman, chief of the North Jakarta health agency, allegedly took the eggs to a laboratory for testing because “Medically speaking, this is impossible.”
 

FFH

Honorable
Hard to believe, but if the report is true...the guy is cursed or something. Even male chickens don't lay eggs!!
 

FFH

Honorable
Cursed all right. The yokes on him I guess.
I'll bet his father is just trying to be famous by stuffing eggs in his son lmfao. There's nothing in a human that will form an egg shell, so I'm with the docs on this one.
 

August

Metanoia
I'll bet his father is just trying to be famous by stuffing eggs in his son lmfao. There's nothing in a human that will form an egg shell, so I'm with the docs on this one.


999% of the time its all a load of bull.
 

nivek

As Above So Below
The article said they have the boy quarantined and since then he hasn't layed an egg...If he lays an egg in quarantine then that should raise some eyebrows lol...
 

coubob

Celestial
Ok say it is true, put the damn egg in an incubator and see what forms, scary thought. but no freakin way, the boy just needs a slut i think
 
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