Lol, that is so true, when the wife says, "When are you going to mow the lawn" and you reply, "Yeah shortly"
Wife's possible interpretations.
- Instantly
- As soon as you fuel the mower (next 45 seconds)
- Immediately after the last job I just gave you. Which by the way should have been already done.
- Worst case by the end of the day, but by hell are you gonna pay
- NOT TODAY!!!!!! You remember that thing we used to do called making love, The drought just started with no end in sight.
Mans Possible interpretations.
- Do we have a mower?
- Does it still work?
- Where did I leave it, can't see it, the grass is too long.
- Didn't I use the last of the petrol to clean some parts.
- Surely she doesn't mean this weekend, the footy on tonight.
- Maybe I can divert her and suggest we go out for tea.
- Maybe I can tell her the mower is broken, no that's lying....shit.
- Resignation....darn woman, didn't I cut the grass a couple of months ago.
- BEER!!!!!!!!! Of course
- Grabs Eskey, fills with beer and ice
- Lawns are looking good.
- .................
- .................
- 4 hours later the mower finally starts, its near dark,
- your beer is flat, teas in the oven, the wife is as mad as hell,
- and the drought...just turned into an El nino
- And the lawns still are not cut