Doughnuts, The universe is working against me. ...

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  1. Shadowprophet

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    So, Shortly after a crisis, One of my beloved pets passed away, Something in me changed, I was so hurt all I could do was fight. And I had to fight. This changed me, I took all that energy, Cause to my experience that's what anger is An abundance of energy. And I've used it as fuel to reach a new goal, To get in perfect shape. Every day I've been out in the sun and worked on my garage and I've stuck almost perfectly to this very harsh diet. I am changing, I feel better than I have in a really long time. So, My stepdaughter comes up to me, Selling doughnuts for her school, This isn't an uncommon thing. These schools down here in southern Kentucky will attempt to sell you something about every two weeks.

    So there I was, Day 25, sweating in the sun, And yeah, Hungry, "Cause you know, diets and stuff" And she's like, do you want some doughnuts, And I'm all like

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    Doughnuts?!

    So I ended up buying two boxes, they come in tomorrow. Here is the thing, I don't want to wreck my diet, And Two boxes of doughnuts are just what the doctor ordered if I was looking to gain back ten pounds, which I'm not.

    It's not fair, If I wasn't trying to do everything in my power to get in perfect shape, Doughnuts wouldn't be falling from the fricken sky. Normally I'd have to go to the store to ruin my diet. but since I'm trying so hard the universe has seen fit to drop doughnuts at my feet. So unfair.

    I'm going to throw them in the deep freezer and worry about it later on. There's no way I'm throwing all this work away for two boxes of doughnuts.
     
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  2. Kchoo

    Kchoo At Peace.

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    Hehehe... it’s not the doughnuts that are the pronblem....
    it’s the human condition that we naturally like food... especially powerfully rich foods. :)

    You don‘t the have to eat them, but your body is indeed willing to absorb all that sugar and fat, and store it in your reserves....

    Welcome to the yo-yo ... fight it with everything you got... don’t give in... have some protein instead... a half a chicken is better for you than two donuts, but your body will tell you to eat the donut first... don’t do it.., eat the chicken first... it will really help you avoid the rich food.
     
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  3. nivek

    nivek As Above So Below

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    My suggestion, give a box to some friends or your neighbors or both boxes, stay the course and keep focus on your exercise and diet goals...:)

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  4. Shadowprophet

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    Thank you brother, That's not a bad idea, I need to swing by Tompkinsville later today because I found a guy there that has a lot of n64 stuff And I've decided that's what I'm going to build into an arcade cabinet for the garage so I need to go pick that stuff up, So I'll be able to swing by moms n dads, I'm sure my nephew and niece would love em, Best Idea Ever, Because even if they weren't as fattening as I know they will be. They are full of sugar. If you have ever been off sugar for a great while and then drink or eat something with sugar in it, It will give you the jitters and make you sick. It's like a couple of boxes of poison I tells ya lol :D
     
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  5. pigfarmer

    pigfarmer tall, thin, irritable

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    We're on opposite sides of the scale here, if you'll pardon the expression. My metabolism is like a blowtorch and I am having a hard time gaining weight. I'm hovering at 200 and need about 10 lbs more.

    I had to change my diet about a year ago due to elevated cholesterol. Dropped 30 lbs of blubber I had failed to notice that I had accumulated and got all the numbers to where they belong. New diet means I can eat like a monster and barely maintain my weight. Buckets and buckets of pasta, turkey, more pasta, tuna, breads up the kazoo, you name it. Just no real butter, milk, eggs, cheese, etc.

    My hope is that bioengineering will produce some sort of new and tasty animal that will take me some time to be tired of eating.
     
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  6. Shadowprophet

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    Some people begin to gain weight after 35, a smaller number of people will never be able to gain weight, The only healthy way to gain weight that I can think of is

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    Drink one of these with every meal, eat normally, If you don't gain weight then, There is no hope brother. Hospitals give these to patients who need to gain weight. That's what this is for.
     
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  7. nivek

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    I'm the same in regards to metabolism, I can eat and eat and not gain a pound...I typically stay away from dairy products as well, not good for my blood type, but a once in a while indulgence...

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  8. Kchoo

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    I drink em to maintain strength and weight.
     
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