Phrase of the Day

[pigfarmer]

Sit tight and I'll tell you
........where the bear shit in the buckwheat is .....

or how to put
.... ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag ....

or tell you you're
..... moving like a whippoorwill's ass in blueberry season .......

 

[pigfarmer]

Here's a PF favorite - feel free to take and enjoy. Just used it on someone and is generally pretty effective

"all you had to do was what you said you were going to do and there would have been no trouble"

 

[nivek]

Heard this one the other day, cracked me up...

"I'm tired of people saying they slept like a baby, babies don't sleep well at night, crying and screaming, they can't make it through the night without a titty!"

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