Phrase of the Day

Discussion in 'Arts, Sports, & Entertainment' started by pigfarmer, Feb 15, 2021.

  1. pigfarmer

    pigfarmer tall, thin, irritable

    Messages:
    4,597
    Sit tight and I'll tell you
    ........where the bear shit in the buckwheat is .....

    or how to put
    .... ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag ....

    or tell you you're
    ..... moving like a whippoorwill's ass in blueberry season .......
     
  2. pigfarmer

    pigfarmer tall, thin, irritable

    Messages:
    4,597
    Here's a PF favorite - feel free to take and enjoy. Just used it on someone and is generally pretty effective

    "all you had to do was what you said you were going to do and there would have been no trouble"
     
  3. nivek

    nivek As Above So Below

    Messages:
    22,584
    Heard this one the other day, cracked me up...

    "I'm tired of people saying they slept like a baby, babies don't sleep well at night, crying and screaming, they can't make it through the night without a titty!"

    ...
     

Share This Page