Smokey Mountain Bullshit... :(

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  1. Shadowprophet

    Shadowprophet Truthiness

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    Ugh, I and sam have these friends. they're these really outdoorsy travel/camping people. They have been trying to get me and sam to go with them to the smoky mountains for over a year. so this morning I'm over there and my friend's wife mentions I'll see you tomorrow around 8:30 am, I said good luck with that, I won't be awake that early. She said no, You and Sam are going to the smoky mountains with us...

    I had forgotten all about this planned trip.

    I'm not a prude, I like the idea of camping. It's the execution of camping that sucks :/

    Look I got no lies to tell, I"m an inner city kid and a lot of my life has been spent indoors because in the inner city, That's about all there is to do is go places....

    those places are more often than not, Indoors...

    It sounds worse than boring to me. Sure some people could be all like but shadow its nature, It will be good for you!. Well, I say Bullshit... I have built my life around repairing and modifying and even hacking and coding firmware for different operating systems. What part of those life choices sounds like I'm just longing to connect with nature?

    Fuck... I really don't want to go, And here is why. I am not stupid. Fucked up shit happens in the woods. I don't fully trust anyone, No matter how long I've known them.

    Fuck camping. This is Kentucky. The very State the movie Deliverance was based on, I oughta be given a medal for this. The fishing will be nice though. I'm gonna make a fish fish sandwich, That's two pieces of breaded fish with a piece of cheese and bacon in the middle for those who didn't know.

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  2. Sheltie

    Sheltie good to the last drop

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    Kentucky is also the birthplace of Maker's Mark Bourbon. Be sure to bring plenty! :wink8:
     
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  3. Shadowprophet

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    It will be moonshine. I already know... I'm gonna bring Gatorade or something to mix it with. Cause it's Kentucky moonshine. It's not cut with anything. It's legitimate rocket fuel lol.
     
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  4. Shadowprophet

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    Man I hate being moonshine drunk... It's a whole different world .I can't even remember them the whole next day is nothing but hangover pain. This weekend is gonna end up costing me about five days including recovery. I can just sense it..
     
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  5. August

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    They even got that on the Forbidden Planet.
     
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