Daddy's Home

Hello! Nice castle you have here, nivek. We refugees at the gate approach, arms open and skin still black from the ashes of our home. Your home, once.
I hope you don't mind us, we're just looking for somewhere to be. Some of us are here, some of us are in the Fortean lands but all of us are very confused and still waiting for our heads to cease spinning.
You know me, you all do. I'm the Cosmic Idiot. I have no idea what happened to Alienhub, all I know is I miss you guys and hope you're all okay. I love you all, even the ones I dislike.

Oh, and Toroid led me here from Fortean Times, it's all his fault. <3

It's good to see you here, hope you enjoy this place and you're most welcome to make this a new home, the gates are open, no waiting, no passport needed lol, let others know...

Will do!

We have quite the sausage festival over here though...must have ladiiiiies

Get your whore-wranglin' suit on, Eff-eff. Go to the bad part of town and rustle up some ladies for the place. I'll pay you back next week I swear.

FFH said:

We have quite the sausage festival over here though...must have ladiiiiies

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Tis true, so every night is ladies night!!

Kilburn said:

Get your whore-wranglin' suit on, Eff-eff.

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Alright.

We need food, water and blankets.