A.I. Tries to Make Romantic Candy Hearts & Fails Miserably

nivek

nivek

As Above So Below
There’s one occupation that’s only part-time but is guaranteed steady work every February which humans haven’t lost to A.I. … yet. That job is creating those excruciatingly short funny and/or romantic sayings to put on tiny candy hearts.

A research scientist who trains neural networks has been trying to develop an algorithm to write those little romance notes and the results are bad to awful.

After developing neural networks to generate names of superheroes, Christmas carols, pick-up lines and even recipes, she turned to candy heart messages. She was encouraged when a few good ones came out:

DEAR ME
LOVE BOT
MY BEAR

However, things went downhill from there.

ALL HOVER
OOG LOVE
PIN A FACE
SWOOL MAT
BOG LOVE
I HONKER
TWEET UP BAT
WIRLY OOT

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And then they got ugly.

STANK LOVE
SWEAT POO
TIME 2 WANK
PISS ME
MEAT MATE
WET MIN
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And more … Janelle posted some and provides a discrete email service to send the raunchier ones.

Do any of the AI-generated heart messages work? It doesn’t look that way, so those jobs writing pithy heart love notes are safe for now. Janelle is looking for other datasets to train the neural network on and says anyone with a “collaboration idea” should contact her. That sounds like a better way to meet nice guys than passing around candy hearts that say “SWEAT POO.”

A.I. Tries to Make Romantic Candy Hearts & Fails Miserably
 
nivek

nivek

As Above So Below
Heres the superhero list the AI came up with...


Superheroes designed by neural network

I trained the neural network to generate superhero names, based on the list from this site. I thought the database was going to be way too small, but the network proved me wrong.
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Speet Stank
Red Fart
Mister Man
Rad Food
Sapgirl
Woop
Ann Man
Boomss
Boark II
Supperman
Superbore
Slonk
Lid Man
Green Hooter II
Starm Surper
Shartar
Goons
Nana
Rider Farm
Captain In
Redink
Wolver Man
Wizler
 
Toroid

Toroid

Founding Member
There was a guest on Coast to Coast that talked about humanoid looking beings with large round camera eyes that would appear like the Black Eyed kids. The witness said it said "Eat time" and other simple, but odd phases. That being could have been Supperman.
 
humanoidlord

humanoidlord

ce3 researcher
Toroid said:
There was a guest on Coast to Coast that talked about humanoid looking beings with large round camera eyes that would appear like the Black Eyed kids. The witness said it said "Eat time" and other simple, but odd phases. That being could have been Supperman.
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link?
 
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