Japan Must Respond huh? Well in that case, for starters I'd lose those Cetme rifles, and then I'd plan on a move to Hawaii or better still Alaska. Must respond, are they insane or what? What do those imbeciles think they are facing, the rag tag army they once faced, or one which will over~run all of Japan in 48 hours.
President Xi Jinping has, over the past couple years, unveiled China’s biggest military overhaul since the aftermath of the Korean War. Must respond is bat shit crazy reasoning. Should respond alright but by dragging their leaders outside for a ass kicking. There's only one way to respond with any hope of survival and it sure as hell doesn't involve shooting at the PLA. Crazy wacked out lunatics...must respond...what a laugh.
Fall back and punt you idiots. Invite them for dinner and drinks you fools. Ya know, I can see there's a plot to create a war with the Chinese, and I don't know about the rest of you but I for one won't be going along with that plan. I'll be driving, flying, swimming, boating my ass as far from the Untied States of America, Canada, and just forget Europe. That's already a lost cause.
So it's on to the South Sea's, South America, somewhere remote. Possibly a surprise one man invasion of the Gobi Desert. That way I can still claim to have been patriotic yet have steered clear of mass murder. Must respond ...Lo~ yea, good luck with that one is what I say: A civiliation that at least 5 thousand years old and numbers in the billions is probably not a good choice to make war with.
