Dear Sucker,
This is a real letter about a real problem.
Here’s what’s going on:
I am in danger of losing all of my furniture and other goods if I don’t pay the storage facility in the next few days.
As usual, the motel has to be paid by 11 AM each day. If I don’t pay, they add a $25 late fee, and they can still throw us out by noon.
Other bills are due.
I can accept PayPal donations again, so here’s how you can help me today:
Please go to:
Send Money, Pay Online or Set Up a Merchant Account - PayPal, login and use the Send to friends and family option. Enter my email address,
gene@technightowl.com, and click or tap Next to continue the transaction.
Here’s another method if you’re not into using PayPal:
If you have an iPhone and iOS 11 or later, you can use Apple Pay Cash. You’d send the payment via the Messages app to:
gene@theparacast.com
If you’re not able to send a donation, feel free to forward this message to someone who might assist.
I’m still being harassed by that group of cyberbullies, so if you have any questions about my living situation, please let me know.
Peace,
Gene