A quiet little post about depression and emotions.

SOUL-DRIFTER

Life Long Researcher
Lol, that is so true, when the wife says, "When are you going to mow the lawn" and you reply, "Yeah shortly"

Wife's possible interpretations.
  • Instantly
  • As soon as you fuel the mower (next 45 seconds)
  • Immediately after the last job I just gave you. Which by the way should have been already done.
  • Worst case by the end of the day, but by hell are you gonna pay
  • NOT TODAY!!!!!! You remember that thing we used to do called making love, The drought just started with no end in sight.

Mans Possible interpretations.
  • Do we have a mower?
  • Does it still work?
  • Where did I leave it, can't see it, the grass is too long.
  • Didn't I use the last of the petrol to clean some parts.
  • Surely she doesn't mean this weekend, the footy on tonight.
  • Maybe I can divert her and suggest we go out for tea.
  • Maybe I can tell her the mower is broken, no that's lying....shit.
  • Resignation....darn woman, didn't I cut the grass a couple of months ago.
  • BEER!!!!!!!!! Of course
  • Grabs Eskey, fills with beer and ice
  • Lawns are looking good.
  • .................
  • .................
  • 4 hours later the mower finally starts, its near dark,
  • your beer is flat, teas in the oven, the wife is as mad as hell,
  • and the drought...just turned into an El nino
  • And the lawns still are not cut
I piss my wife off too much and she would go on strike against me and set the dog on me.:laugh8:
 
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