A quiet little post about depression and emotions.

Sailor · Apr 16, 2018

@Shadowprophet

Your presence is requested.

& brother @Tate

SOUL-DRIFTER · Apr 16, 2018

Dundee said: ↑

Lol, that is so true, when the wife says, "When are you going to mow the lawn" and you reply, "Yeah shortly"

Wife's possible interpretations.

Instantly

As soon as you fuel the mower (next 45 seconds)

Immediately after the last job I just gave you. Which by the way should have been already done.

Worst case by the end of the day, but by hell are you gonna pay

NOT TODAY!!!!!! You remember that thing we used to do called making love, The drought just started with no end in sight.

Mans Possible interpretations.

Do we have a mower?

Does it still work?

Where did I leave it, can't see it, the grass is too long.

Didn't I use the last of the petrol to clean some parts.

Surely she doesn't mean this weekend, the footy on tonight.

Maybe I can divert her and suggest we go out for tea.

Maybe I can tell her the mower is broken, no that's lying....shit.

Resignation....darn woman, didn't I cut the grass a couple of months ago.

BEER!!!!!!!!! Of course

Grabs Eskey, fills with beer and ice

Lawns are looking good.

.................

.................

4 hours later the mower finally starts, its near dark,

your beer is flat, teas in the oven, the wife is as mad as hell,

and the drought...just turned into an El nino

And the lawns still are not cut

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I piss my wife off too much and she would go on strike against me and set the dog on me.

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