Alien adjustment of time

Discussion in 'Science, Tech, & Space Exploration' started by ChrisIB, Dec 4, 2019.

  1. Kchoo

    Kchoo At Peace.

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    I like things I can count on.

    One of my favorite molecular formulas is C9H16O2, particularly around the holidays...

    It is available for 20 to 50 dollars a bottle and it can be consumed while studying these bigger question marks.

    It also seems to effect time, or at least the perception of it... :)

    I wouldnt be surprised if all famous mathemeticians use molecular formulas like this while working on their masterpieces...
     
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  2. pigfarmer

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    And in light of Novek's rotten shinbone I think we ought to hoist one later in his name. That's channeling positive thoughts. If we were with him I'd then have to pour part of the bottle on the wound. Seemed to work pretty good in cowboy movies. You hold him down .....
     
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  3. Kchoo

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    Should probably give him a couple swigs first, then give it a squeeze to push out the piosons before you irrigate the wound...
     
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  4. pigfarmer

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    If we have to cut an X and suck out the toxin we're flipping a coin for it ......
     
  5. Kchoo

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    Nah... we'll just not try that one...
     
  6. pepe

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    I've spent far to much of what I don't believe in thinking about this, which happens to be something I don't believe in. Some say there is no now, I say well there bloody well was or how else did you have time to come up with that one.

    Tree always makes the noise and also did before anything close to resembling an ear was formed. It's an alarming sound to hear I'm sure while on the trail of the lonesome pine.

    Other animals and trying to see the difference with perspective I really struggle with. I have gotten close to a young chimp once, looked after him for a few hours a day for a few months and still, it was there and not there if you know what I mean. Best thing ever was at a zoo, from the back of the enclosure came wandering a chimpanzee, ( no relation to the young one) grinning at me and my mate, right up to the glass and whacked two fingers up its backside and the grinning turned to laughter just as ours did. What a moment that was.

    Filth bonding.

    I have never met a savant and have learnt a new would today.

    Happy Chrimbo Bob.
     
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  7. pepe

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    I may have altered my unit, I hope so.

    If it's dying at twenty now, it would be good to have known the rate for those in times gone by. Maybe the stress of modern life has sped up the process somehow or it could well be a constant. At least now we have the first marker in gauging the deterioration.

    Stomach and mind have a real connection, guess that is for reasons of evacuating not only the scene just before strife. Dump and run, that's why they call him lightfoot.

    People with a slow heart rate live longer which to me has an effect on the mind and vice versa . A mind that doesn't want excitement or new experiences would be benificial if your goal is three figures and I don't mean Father, Son and the Holy Spirit.

    When you sense a running out of time then I reckon it seems like it has flown by.

    Long summer days as a child seem the longest.
     
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  8. Kchoo

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    Im in for 3 figures... I will be a little behind so mind if I watch to get a clue as what to expect?
     
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  9. pepe

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    I'm not, congratulations to them but it looks like quite a few centurions are not to sure of much outside a foot away. I've burnt it from both ends, three figures would be a miraculous nightmare for all involved.

    Apparently we get a letter from whom ever sits on the throne if we reach one hundred. Most I bet have to have it shouted at them, it's not funny but makes me laugh.

    Voyerism never hurt anyone.
     
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  10. pigfarmer

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    Coincidentally my wife just showed me this:
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    A peek into a savant who can communicate what it's like to the rest of us. The first paragraph hooked me and I'll add this to the reading queue
     
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  11. pepe

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    My ex girlfriend told me I was her 32nd lover.

    Ironically it took me about half a minute to work that one out.
     
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  12. Kchoo

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    Tell her you make up for it as many times as needed.
     
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  13. pepe

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    I haven't got one in me anymore, ever since I found it be over rated.
     
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  14. Kchoo

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    The intelligent ones figure that out sooner than later.
     
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  15. Standingstones

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    At least she was experienced.
     
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  16. pepe

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    Turn your pelvis to dust.
     
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  17. nivek

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    I thought those who hit one hundred were knighted...

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