Georgek
George
I fear to lose my teeth, I fully admit it's a vanity issue.
I was thinking about you today. We see my mum four times a day as dementia is setting in. She is 92 years old.
Well...I was looking at her and she only has one tooth and these roots like something out of 'Jaws'..lol
She is like one of these zombie flesh eaters. What a sight!!
When we went to see her this morning it was like the morgue at Wilford Hill! What a sight!
She is now looking for another husband as we will need two hoists. Might try the local lunatic asylum !
Keep telling her that grandma is dead, a she died 33 years ago. By which she says:- "Not that grandma...the other grandma!"
She was in a state of shock the other day thinking that some lizards and monkeys had jumped out of the television and had got under her bed!
Had to wack the carpet with a stick.
Now tell's Julie that she had an affair with her husband and now she is going to divorce him!
All Hell broke lose earlier on as she told the 'sitters' to get lost. Shouting and screaming for the police as she heard them rooting upstairs for her jewellery and money. Nothing worth stealing...as Julie said that she never felt so embarrassed in her life!
She is okay with the Asian carers...it's the Brits that she don't like...calling them rob dogs having stolen monuments from her garden in Cyprus for the British Museum when they took Cyprus from the Turks. Nick anything she used to say and invading others.
They were highly traumatised but said that they were used to it. Threw her plastic beaker at one of them.
She could hear:- "Gerrout!!!! GERROUT!!!!"
When the carers came:- "Oh how are you have you had a nice day?"
Then how is my handsome son today?
Julie said:- Cataracts must be getting worse as well as she is stone deaf!
I waited outside today with terrible stomach ache. It started when I was writing to J**n.
He got on my nerves a bit and I was a bit blunt with him?
I recon he had something to do with missionary work when he learnt Voo-Doo? Must have hammered a nail in my stomach using a doll ? I am the only person having my own picture as my avatar.
Probably have to make an appointment to see a Witch Doctor?
The house got struck by lightning as well and a tile fell off. The insurance company said:- "Act of God..not covered"
(we don't know do we??? Not mentioning any names but he seems a nice guy)
Anyway we phoned someone up who wanted a £150. He only lived a mile away and it would only take ten minutes!
"Well **** you as well....and stuff it up your ****"
What did he want me to photograph the tile for?
Gonna grab a roofer from across the road and pay him £25 and whilst he is up there he can turn our TV areal around. (or some invalid who will work cheap with a safety net in the front garden..lol)
It was like the Monsoons of India the other week..there is a fish pond in the loft.
Thought about doing it myself just hope an ambulance is not far away. If the bl**dy chimney falls down knowing my bad luck.....some b*gger will take the bricks!
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