Also forgot to touch on this: "Housekeeping isn’t very good or reliable, but it’s a place to live until we find a new apartment." No shit, Sherlock. Hotel housekeeping is for you know, guests who travel, who need to spend a handful of days somewhere at most, while they're on business or vacation? Make up the beds and clean up the general area while the guests are out working or visiting places. Not pick up the grimy fast food bags of a bum while he sits on his ass all day moderating a fucking UFO forum.