Im headed off to bowling green with Tate.

Shadowprophet

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He has to get some tests done today, And Since I never see the sunlight I'm going with him. It's been years since I've been to Bg, And that's only like a 45-minute drive, So, Yeah, Maybe I'll see what the sun looks like,

I play it up, Of course, I've been out of the house, as many doctors appointments as I've had, Still, It's nice to get out, full knowing at least I don't have to have something shoved up my colon, I wonder what that's even like. lol
 
pigfarmer

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Shadowprophet said:
He has to get some tests done today, And Since I never see the sunlight I'm going with him. It's been years since I've been to Bg, And that's only like a 45-minute drive, So, Yeah, Maybe I'll see what the sun looks like,

I play it up, Of course, I've been out of the house, as many doctors appointments as I've had, Still, It's nice to get out, full knowing at least I don't have to have something shoved up my colon, I wonder what that's even like. lol
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If I went to BG I'd see that National Corvette Museum.

The giant sinkhole proves there is a God with a keen sense of humor :)
 
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pigfarmer said:
If I went to BG I'd see that National Corvette Museum.

The giant sinkhole proves there is a God with a keen sense of humor :)
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I drove by it today, weirdly enough, with it being practically local, Most of us don't give it a second thought, Most of the people who visit there are from way out of town wanting to see the sinkhole that is still there proudly on display btw :p

Side note, The sinkhole was caused because Mammoth Cave is pretty much underneath all of Kentucky and Indiana and a lot of Tennessee. Some people think that's really cool, But all it would take is one good earthquake and the entire tri-state area would be a sinkhole lol.
 
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pepe said:
Well I nearly wished you a good game but the Spanish are on the horizon.
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Oh yeah, No one expects the Spanish, The last time they all collaborated things didn't turn out so well lol

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Come to think of it, Tate keeps calling me a Spaniard,

Let me try something,

Spanish Powers Activate

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Nope didn't work, It seems My Spanish powers are greatly affected by the current Trump administration.

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Sp, Isn't a politically charged person, However, Humor is a dead art, I invoke the right to proclaim that just because others may not find this joke funny, doesn't make it not hilarious, Cause it is lol
I end with this meme reinforcing the hilarity

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:)
 
Tate

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Because the Rains stays mostly on the plain in Spain and we all know Jesus came from the desert.....
 
pepe

pepe

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Tate said:
Juan Wiseman was not so wise if he could not find a Virgin... As Confucius say "If you want Cherry, Just Spread the Limbs"
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Contemporary Confusion says don't be suprised if you get meat and two vedged.
 
Shadowprophet

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Tate said:
Juan Wiseman was not so wise if he could not find a Virgin... As Confucius say "If you want Cherry, Just Spread the Limbs"
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I've never been a fan of cherries, I like my fruit consumables to have experience,

It's times like this when I have to pause to question, How did I get to this point o_O
 
Shadowprophet

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Tate said:
I defer to Oscar Mayer
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I've always wondered how bored someone would have to be to give their bologna sandwich a first "AND" last name.

Oh wait, Nevermind, My dinner was named hungry Jack last night, Why does food need names? I would hate to be eating a cheeseburger and someone come up to me and say, This beef was local and free range we named her Chelsie...

I mean, I'd still eat it, and all, Don't get me wrong. :/
 
Tate

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Heck, The last Pack of Sausage i gave you. It's name was Rasputin. Did it Taste like Dictator or like Sausage. This is a "A Rose by any other name..." Conundrum we have here.
 
Shadowprophet

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Tate said:
Heck, The last Pack of Sausage i gave you. It's name was Rasputin. Did it Taste like Dictator or like Sausage. This is a "A Rose by any other name..." Conundrum we have here.
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It was actually pretty good, I literally cooked up your sausage and put it in my mouth, I mean, What Else Can I say it's the absolute truth. :/
 
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Or in Roswell or at Groom lake for that matter. Oh, Also we can not tell people about our trip to the Black Mail Box.
 
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