Joke Thread

[wwkirk]

Not a joke per se, but a humorous remark I found in the comments to a news story.

"Women marry men thinking they will change and they don't, men marry women thinking they won't change and they do."

 

[nivek]

My friend David had his id stolen, now he's just Dav...

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[michael59]

My friend David had his id stolen, now he's just Dav...

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[wwkirk]

"Just released my own fragrance. Nobody in the car seemed to like it."

 

[nivek]

Some people eat snails...

Spoiler

They must not like fast food...

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[michael59]

Some people eat snails...

Spoiler

They must not like fast food...

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Cooked in a mushroom cap and smothered with garlic butter. mmmmmmm

 

[nivek]

 

[wwkirk]

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Spoiler

Yes. The Empire State building can't jump.

 

[michael59]

A funeral director I know ties dead people's shoelaces together.
When I asked him why he said, "Because, if there’s ever a zombie apocalypse it will be f*****g hilarious."

 

[wwkirk]

Think middle school science.

 

[nivek]

Think middle school science.

Don't give Disney any ideas...

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