Corndogging. Corndogging The act of being excessively stupid or making an unwise decision. It may also refer to the act of being geeky, as in, unwise to the ways of the world. He was really corndogging when he tried to make his own fireworks.
pro·cras·tur-ba·tion noun noun: procrasturbation; plural noun: procrasturbations the action of delaying or postponing something by dicking around with something else because you don't really want to do the first something anyway
Destinesia (des-tuh-‘nee-zhuh) n.—When you get to where you intended to go but forget why you wanted to go there.
Hey kids - I'm actually just making these up as I go. Desitinesia des-i-tin-ne·sia noun noun: Desitinesia a partial or total loss of memory resulting from cranky-ass so severe you can think of nothing else
bumblefuck: individual, klutz, likely a dullard or otherwise mentally enfeebled, maker of problems for other people to fix. usage: 'Just look at the size of the clusterfuck that bumblefuck just made ! what a major confuckulation !!" corollary: barn-door stupid: as in, a proactively ill informed idiot. Someone who is such a hazard to navigation for anyone with a brain in their head that for the public good they must be locked behind a sturdy barn door with the other dumb beasts.
