Made up word of the day

nivek

As Above So Below
'Testiculating'

(n) Talking bollocks, but with more expansive arm movements.

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August

Metanoia
Confuckulation
noun

1. a collection of clusterfucks

2. a series of concentric circle jerks

Corndogging.
Corndogging The act of being excessively stupid or making an unwise decision. It may also refer to the act of being geeky, as in, unwise to the ways of the world. He was really corndogging when he tried to make his own fireworks.
 

Sheltie

Fratty and out of touch.
Corndogging.
Corndogging The act of being excessively stupid or making an unwise decision. It may also refer to the act of being geeky, as in, unwise to the ways of the world. He was really corndogging when he tried to make his own fireworks.
Sounds too much like horndogging. It gets confusing!
 

nivek

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pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
pro·cras·tur-ba·tion

noun
noun: procrasturbation; plural noun: procrasturbations
  1. the action of delaying or postponing something by dicking around with something else because you don't really want to do the first something anyway
 

August

Metanoia
Destinesia (des-tuh-‘nee-zhuh) n.—When you get to where you intended to go but forget why you wanted to go there.

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pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
Hey kids - I'm actually just making these up as I go.

Desitinesia

des-i-tin-ne·sia

noun
noun: Desitinesia
  1. a partial or total loss of memory resulting from cranky-ass so severe you can think of nothing else
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pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
bumblefuck: individual, klutz, likely a dullard or otherwise mentally enfeebled, maker of problems for other people to fix.
usage: 'Just look at the size of the clusterfuck that bumblefuck just made ! what a major confuckulation !!"

corollary:

barn-door stupid: as in, a proactively ill informed idiot. Someone who is such a hazard to navigation for anyone with a brain in their head that for the public good they must be locked behind a sturdy barn door with the other dumb beasts.
 

pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
Probably not PC but just to prove that I do occasionally come up with them that don't involve basic bodily functions how about this:
(actually this came straight out of spell check)

militarty
adjective
  1. having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.
  2. running multibillion dollar warships into one another because you don't know how to drive them
  3. bombing random 'terrorist camps' so Raytheon and General Dynamics can refill the pantry
 

nivek

As Above So Below
Perchery

"Fishy legal testimony.."

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