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1. a collection of clusterfucks
2. a series of concentric circle jerks
(n) Talking bollocks, but with more expansive arm movements.
Corndogging The act of being excessively stupid or making an unwise decision. It may also refer to the act of being geeky, as in, unwise to the ways of the world. He was really corndogging when he tried to make his own fireworks.
Some perfectly cromulent words there, chaps. Cornfabulations!
Sounds too much like horndogging. It gets confusing!
Yes , we are not just a bunch of Apple Knockers here.
noun: procrasturbation; plural noun: procrasturbations
the action of delaying or postponing something by dicking around with something else because you don't really want to do the first something anyway
Destinesia (des-tuh-‘nee-zhuh) n.—When you get to where you intended to go but forget why you wanted to go there.
Hey kids - I'm actually just making these up as I go.
a partial or total loss of memory resulting from cranky-ass so severe you can think of nothing else
bumblefuck: individual, klutz, likely a dullard or otherwise mentally enfeebled, maker of problems for other people to fix.
usage: 'Just look at the size of the clusterfuck that bumblefuck just made ! what a major confuckulation !!"
barn-door stupid: as in, a proactively ill informed idiot. Someone who is such a hazard to navigation for anyone with a brain in their head that for the public good they must be locked behind a sturdy barn door with the other dumb beasts.
Probably not PC but just to prove that I do occasionally come up with them that don't involve basic bodily functions how about this:
(actually this came straight out of spell check)
having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.
running multibillion dollar warships into one another because you don't know how to drive them
bombing random 'terrorist camps' so Raytheon and General Dynamics can refill the pantry
"Fishy legal testimony.."