Meth Head vs. The Lizard People

Toroid

Founding Member
A 55 year old man armed with a AK-47 & pistol claims he was planning to fight the lizard people. After the authorities took him into custody he confessed he used methamphetamine to lose weight.
Armed with assault rifle, Pierce County man prepares to battle 'lizard people'
Police Thwart Washington Man's War on Sinister 'Lizard People' - Coast to Coast AM
PARKLAND, Wash. -- A 55-year-old Eatonville man armed himself with an AK-47 and a pistol over the weekend to battle "the lizard people," the Pierce County Sheriff's Office said.

The man told law enforcement that President Trump had called to warn him.

The man ended up being sent to a hospital for treatment and a mental health evaluation.

Just after 8 p.m. Saturday, a witness called 911 to report a white Jeep Cherokee was stopped at 108th Street South and Pacific Avenue South in Parkland.

A state trooper later reported that a man got out of the Cherokee was was waving around an AK-47 and a pistol.

A number of troopers and deputies converged. The man put the guns back in the car. He was ordered to the ground, where he began to scream about "sending in the news" and "the lizard people," the Sheriff's Department said.

He resisted when officers tried to handcuff him. A trooper and a Sheriff's Department deputy both used a Taser on him, the Sheriff's Department said.

The Sheriff's Department says the man told a deputy that he had "snorted methamphetamine to lose weight" and that he was taking prescribed morphine.

"The meth doesn't make me crazy, man," the Sheriff's Department says the man told the deputy. "The lizard people are real!"

He said President Trump had called his house in Eatonville, warned about the lizard people and said the "alpha dragon" had taken his family hostage.

The man explained that he stopped at the Parkland intersection because the lizard people had surrounded him and because he needed to follow the president's directions to fight them.

He made a scene to attract the news media so "his story could be documented for history," the Sheriff's Department reported.

Medics were called and determined the man was "heavily under the influence of a stimulant," the Sheriff's Department said,

A deputy found a loaded AK-47 and a loaded .357-caliber pistol in the man's vehicle. There were five loaded magazines for the AK-47. Counting the extra magazines and the one in the rifle, there were 172 rounds, the Sheriff's Department says.
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nivek

As Above So Below
Amazing the things people do, but what if he had a sighting of an alien and formed the rest around that sighting because of the drugs...
 

Castle-Yankee54

Celestial

michael59

Celestial
Amazing the things people do, but what if he had a sighting of an alien and formed the rest around that sighting because of the drugs...

I don't think it would have mattered. Either way, he would have been taken into custody and evaluated. I think the only difference would be the final charges he receives.
 

nivek

As Above So Below
I don't think it would have mattered. Either way, he would have been taken into custody and evaluated. I think the only difference would be the final charges he receives.

Yes i agree that would be his outcome most likely but what was the real cause of this event?...
 

Shadowprophet

Truthiness
What do you guys think would happen if a Lizzard person Ate a Meth Head?
Best I can Figure.
 

michael59

Celestial
I struggled to find something appropriate on Google. :)

Here's the link from the image.
Batman DCEU And Captain America MCU vs The Lizard (amazing spiderman movie)!!! - Battles - Comic Vine

Oh, okay. I've never found any picture that accurately describes what I saw either. It is a struggle to find the right photo sometimes. :)

What I saw could never fit into a human skin suit. I have struggled with people saying they see reptilians disguised as human being because this thing I saw was gigantic. And the proportions would never work.
 

Toroid

Founding Member
Oh, okay. I've never found any picture that accurately describes what I saw either. It is a struggle to find the right photo sometimes. :)

What I saw could never fit into a human skin suit. I have struggled with people saying they see reptilians disguised as human being because this thing I saw was gigantic. And the proportions would never work.
How about the reptilians depicted in the movie Jupiter Ascending or Corey Goode's rendering?
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Shadowprophet

Truthiness
I don't know. It just all seems funny to me. About Hitlers Death I mean. It's just, The timing was incredibly convenient for Hitler to die like he did when he did. And where is the proof that it literally was Hitler's body? I'm not saying the conspiracy theories are true, But Hitler himself was looking down the barrel of a life that would have been tried found guilty and cut short. Hitler's personal surrender would not have spared him from punishment for all he had done.

Hell, I heard he became a pizza delivery guy.

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All Those black Olives, Dude completely ruined that Pizza. That's Hitler for sure
 

Castle-Yankee54

Celestial
I don't know. It just all seems funny to me. About Hitlers Death I mean. It's just, The timing was incredibly convenient for Hitler to die like he did when he did. And where is the proof that it literally was Hitler's body? I'm not saying the conspiracy theories are true, But Hitler himself was looking down the barrel of a life that would have been tried found guilty and cut short. Hitler's personal surrender would not have spared him from punishment for all he had done.

Hell, I heard he became a pizza delivery guy.

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Personally I've seen enough evidence that he died.....and that pizza boy should watch out.....hes painted a target on himself.....lol.

All I see in that image is a target.
 

michael59

Celestial
How about the reptilians depicted in the movie Jupiter Ascending or Corey Goode's rendering?
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I laughed when you mentioned Jupiter Ascending because I was going to mention it in my post but decided not to. It was actually very close to what I witnessed. I didn't notice any wings though. To be honest, it happened so fast and I was so frightened that maybe I just didn't notice.

It didn't look very much like the second picture. It was gigantic but not that gigantic and the coloring is all wrong. The head is pretty close though. Put that head on the one in Jupiter Ascending, remove the clothing and wings. Then it would be a pretty accurate depiction.
 

FFH

Honorable
Never used any hallucinogens/drugs and never will, but fighting reptilians sounds like a ton of fun.
 

michael59

Celestial
Never used any hallucinogens/drugs and never will, but fighting reptilians sounds like a ton of fun.

I hope you never have to face one. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Make sure you bring a change of underwear. They are fucking scary to face.
 

michael59

Celestial
Yes i agree that would be his outcome most likely but what was the real cause of this event?...

Well, speaking from experience, they are real beings and if I had a AK47 I would have used it. I might have used the methamphetamine for courage too. lol
 

FFH

Honorable
Well, speaking from experience, they are real beings and if I had a AK47 I would have used it. I might have used the methamphetamine for courage too. lol
From the accounts I've read, guns won't help you much, because they give you a sense of terror and overwhelm you mentally. Though an automatic gun should do quick work on them, no matter how buff they are.
 
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