nivek
As Above So Below
Otters That Partied Too hard
So word on the street is that a massive party went down at Steve’s house last night. All the cool otters were there, and I’m hearing some wild reports. Let’s just hope everyone got home safe.
I heard Mike found the next day at work quite taxing. Are you throwing up in your lap, Mike?
Brian got otterly wasted. he ended the night naked, in a giant croissant, talking to himself.
Never fall asleep early at one of Steve’s parties. If you do, you’re fair game. Nigel found this out the hard way. Could have been worse.
“GET ME HOME!” squealed Sharon as she clambered over the confused Uber driver. She passed out seconds later.
Sally will be waking up to a hangover and additional lower back pain.
Dave actually slept in the cats basket. Man, Dave is so crazy at parties.
Sarah called to be picked up early. She’s on a 5:2 diet and the alcohol has been going straight to her furry little head recently.
Gary almost made it home, almost….
Belinda is still wasted the morning after, and Stacey is pissed off because they were meant to be going shopping.
But hang on a second…
Has anyone actually seen Steve?
Steve, seriously…. Go to bed!
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So word on the street is that a massive party went down at Steve’s house last night. All the cool otters were there, and I’m hearing some wild reports. Let’s just hope everyone got home safe.
I heard Mike found the next day at work quite taxing. Are you throwing up in your lap, Mike?
Brian got otterly wasted. he ended the night naked, in a giant croissant, talking to himself.
Never fall asleep early at one of Steve’s parties. If you do, you’re fair game. Nigel found this out the hard way. Could have been worse.
“GET ME HOME!” squealed Sharon as she clambered over the confused Uber driver. She passed out seconds later.
Sally will be waking up to a hangover and additional lower back pain.
Dave actually slept in the cats basket. Man, Dave is so crazy at parties.
Sarah called to be picked up early. She’s on a 5:2 diet and the alcohol has been going straight to her furry little head recently.
Gary almost made it home, almost….
Belinda is still wasted the morning after, and Stacey is pissed off because they were meant to be going shopping.
But hang on a second…
Has anyone actually seen Steve?
Steve, seriously…. Go to bed!
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I haven't been around too many otters but they seem awesome