Starbucks to close 8,000 US stores for an afternoon of racial bias training.

nivek

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Lets say there are atleast 4 individual toilet stalls at every coffee shop. 2 for Male 2 for Women. 0 for Transgender

8000 shops x 4 = 32'000 public toilets.

Population of U.S 326 M ppl

Ppl / toilet = 326M / 32000 = 10 187 ppl...

They're gonna be very well occupied, and sales of coffee will boom

Occupied toilets with homeless vagrants, no sales of coffee, but hiring extra cleaning staff to keep the bathrooms clean of all the hypodermic needles, meth pipes, and piss for those non paying regular customers who have supplanted the paying customers...The paying customers moving on to Dunkin Donuts, SPoT coffee, or Tim Hortons, whilst Starbucks moves to a tax free status as a soup (coffee) kitchen...Howard Schultz becomes President and Starbucks gets government financial support for their charity work...
 

nivek

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Starbucks is shutting down 8,000 stores today to train their employees to be less racist, can't you feel the righteousness emanating from those Starbucks locations?...:Whistle:
 

nivek

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nivek

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So any feedback from customers after the "righteous" discrimination training of the Starbucks staff last week?...Can everyone use the toilet now?...
 

Captain Tinkle

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Starbucks is shutting down 8,000 stores today to train their employees to be less racist, can't you feel the righteousness emanating from those Starbucks locations?...:Whistle:

Heard it all now. PC Brigade at it again.

I got accused of discrimination the other day by a millennial as I used the term "boss-eyed" instead of "cross-eyed". I was discussing my grandads dog. Of course I apologised to the dog for any offence caused...
 

nivek

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Heard it all now. PC Brigade at it again.

I got accused of discrimination the other day by a millennial as I used the term "boss-eyed" instead of "cross-eyed". I was discussing my grandads dog. Of course I apologised to the dog for any offence caused...

Did you give the human snowflake a biscuit?...:Whistle:
 

nivek

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Well changes are happening at Starbucks...Does this guy really think people will vote for him?...He caved over a small time misunderstanding and risked his entire company to boot...

Howard Schultz, architect of modern Starbucks, to step down as executive chairman
  • Howard Schultz is stepping down from his role as executive chairman of Starbucks, effective June 26.
  • Myron E. Ullman, former chairman and CEO of J.C. Penney was named chair, while Mellody Hobson, president and director of Chicago-based investment management firm Ariel Investments, will be named vice chair.
  • Schultz's latest leadership transition has sparked speculation about his potential political plans.
 
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