Tin Foil Hats.

Do you wear a tin foil hat?

  • Only when I am drunk.

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Yes, it keeps the Aliens away.

    Votes: 7 58.3%

  • Huh?

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • Total voters
    12
Kchoo

Kchoo

At Peace.
Sometimes people make jokes about tin foil hats.... this is not a place for that.... Here... we take our hats, and foil in general, very seriously...

It has many benefits..,

For one, A Tin Foil Plate, can keep Aliens from stealing your Lasagna...
 

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August

August

Metanoia
Captain Atom sends his regards from the Tin Foil Academy.

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Kchoo

Kchoo

At Peace.
We were camping in our tents...

my brother unzipped my tent door, and tossed in a roll of foil and jumped in, fashioned a hat and put it on my head, then he hastily made one for himself. He was breathing hard as if he had been running, and started to weeze, until he put his hat on... then he laid down to catch his breath... "I dont know what happened, but Sam is gone.... he was in our 2 man tent, and there was lightning, and he was gone!


Just at that moment a bright light filled up my tent, and there was a thud outside like someone just got tackled... There was sound, peoop... peoop...

Sam called out... Bo, Bret? Yall there?

"In here! " Called Bo, as he poked his head hrough open the tent flap door... "Oh My God!". He closed the tent flap door, and zipped it up...

He turned to me... "Dont look!"

of couse I looked...

Sam had been turned into one of them... he was wearing a white mask/ helmet thing with an antenna on it...

"Bo? Its okay... I got away... I used my walkie talkie.... you know... the alert sound? He played it again...

beooop...

I opened the zipper to the tent and went outside...

Sam reached for my hat, and tried to remove it, but it seemed as though it shocked him... he lerched backwards, stumbled, fell, and his mask came off..

He coughed and sputtered, and Bo made a hat, and put it on Sams head...

Then we heard a loud noise overhead... and a saucer with multi colored lights spun off into the distance, never to be seen again...


It was just a joke, my brother Bo said, but I wasnt so sure... The mask should still be where it came off... laying on the ground, but it was gone... and Sam was never the same...
 
August

August

Metanoia
We must be all prepared in 2018 for any invasive event starting primarily with Alien interlopers trying to control our brain functions. Its been proven by many people that the wearing of Tin Foil hats at irregular times helps prevent the Aliens achieving their set goals for 2018.
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August

August

Metanoia
The first recorded use of tin foil hats happened in 1927 as derived from a short story by Julian Huxley entitled, “The Tissue-Culture King” in which the protagonist discovers that “caps of metal foil” will block the effects of telepathy”. This was published in “The Yale Review” in April of 1926.

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Sheltie

Sheltie

Fratty and out of touch.
August said:
The first recorded use of tin foil hats happened in 1927 as derived from a short story by Julian Huxley entitled, “The Tissue-Culture King” in which the protagonist discovers that “caps of metal foil” will block the effects of telepathy”. This was published in “The Yale Review” in April of 1926.

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I actually wouldn't mind working in this office!
 
Kchoo

Kchoo

At Peace.
He is not only speaking in code, he is using varoius codes in sound... with complex subtext. He must be very smart... I was not able to decipher everything right away... I could take many hours deciphering his multi layered complexicoded trilingual quuadmessage format with scramble fomatted sub cube coded subtext...
 
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