General I have to tell you about' yours truly' having ventured on these spiritual sites in the past. Well...you know that you are on one because of all these avatars of rays coming out from every orifice...the nimbus and where flies lay their eggs. Rainbows everywhere......triangles with Buddhas, eye balls...the lot! You think:- &%@@%##!!!! So you play the game...play the game....as you have to watch your manners and even how you sleep at night! Anyway...it turned out that i was evil. A wicked b*st*rd with no life, friends, house or a job! You think:- "How did that happen...I was only meant to have come out of mental hospital last week?" So...I naturally wanted to know how I could change my life around but needed to kiss a few angelic butts. Yep it so happened that I was destined for Hell. Oh no...not that place again where they burn carpets. Well...you know...not to pay much attention but I was looking on the Internet at some of these red devils with forks and I wanted my moma! When they started talking VooDoo.....I removed my avatar. So I asked:- " How can I humble myself with all these divine gurus.....as I am just a simple person." "well we do love you George and it is a pity that even though you are a bad person we still care for you!" So I asked:- "Wot you care for me? Wot if I got run over tomorrow how would you feel?" "We would think about you for a couple of minutes and then go to work before you are forgotten" Oh heck I could see myself under a truck with diesel dripping down my gob with my legs one facing North and the other South with my hand upright doing a salute-ay! Whilst some pig lorry driver doing his crossword waiting for the ambulance. Then to get a dog c*@& up it's leg near your mouth, and if that aint enough you got to go to Hell. I only had a parking ticket and trod on someone's toe!