Ok, I do not know if this is the place for it but before and after I had my U.U.C Or Dogman Encounter, I had a few things that would register as Paranormal or SuperNatural. One Being the Time an Unknown and Unseen Entity Decided to share my bed without my permission. Now my ex-wife was one of a set of twins, The other being stillborn. I always thought she was full of BS when she would mention her twin but being a loving Husband I would compromise and just agree with her. One night we were in a fight and she was in the kitchen talking to my mother. Of course, she would get my mom to fuss at me if she was losing a fight. I said screw it and went to bed without her. The head of the bed was on the far side of the room opposite of the door. The foot of the bed was about 6 foot from the foot of the bed. You could take a straight leap from the door to the center of the bed. To my left was a window, to my right was the TV. I will never forget it. I was watching "Green Acres" on nick-at-night and singing along. I know I am goofy like that when I get angry I will do what it takes to calm down before I continue. Anyway, I was turned on my right side and heard the door open and foot steps that sounded the same weight as my wife. She was a little woman at this point in time, Then I felt the weight on the bed and I felt her position herself to spoon me. I was thinking she is giving up and trying to calm me down. The next thing I felt her hand slowly cross my waist and then IT grabbed my Trouser Snake. I was thinking YAY! I am going to get lucky. At this point, i turned over towards what I thought was my wife. Only to be met with THIN AIR. I made it out of the bed and through three rooms out onto the back porch before you can say Mississippi. As I looked behind me on the back porch I could see the kitchen and there sit my Ex-wife and my mom freaking out thinking I had gone psycho. When I explained what had happened they laughed and called me crazy. Mind you this is the third time in my life I had been touched by an unknown entity. So if you ever wonder if I am a skeptic, It has to be something outrageous before I ask questions.