Virtual colonoscopy

Shadowprophet

Truthiness
I have to get a Virtual colonoscopy this morning, I haven't been able to eat anything for the last 24hrs I haven't been able to drink anything for the last 12hrs, I guess they are screening for cancer.

I hope it's good news, But I've been worried, Whatever's wrong, A month solid of antibiotics seemed to help it a lot, but it still bothers me. No matter what the outcome is, I'm trying not to worry about things before they happen, I'm just looking forward to going to Mcdonalds afterward and finally getting something to drink and eat.

This whole mission my doctor is on to get to the bottom of this problem is everlasting, I'm just tired of all the appointments and medications.


Either way, I'm hoping I get good news, But I have to admit, I have suspicions that I won't because Who has six months solid of pain, with no relief and finally clears up infections enough to actually get a colonoscopy and then expects good news...,

I don't know if I'm tired of all the appointments or just dreading what I know is the inevitable outcome of it all.
Wish me Luck anyway, cause I can be a real Debbie downer sometimes.

SP.
 

pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
No idea what a virtual colonoscopy is but a regular one, minus all the unpleasant prep work, I call Time Travel.

Good luck today.
 

Wade

Stare..... They are always staring
Im getting the Real McCoy, mine is next Friday and then I should be moving into my place. I'm going to be going solo again after 2 years of being spoon fed.
 

Shadowprophet

Truthiness
Im getting the Real McCoy, mine is next Friday and then I should be moving into my place. I'm going to be going solo again after 2 years of being spoon fed.
Trust me brother, You want the legit colonoscopy, The Virtual one is supposed to be less invasive, But they pump you full of chemicals via the butt, " It is painful" With the one you are getting you will be asleep, Id have much preferred that over the waking pain of the virtual one.
 

Shadowprophet

Truthiness
Hoping all is well.You are an integral part of our community.
Thank you, I really Appreciate that brother, But you know a lesson that took me forever to learn about This place?

AE Just like AH was, Is US, If one of us goes missing, It takes away from us, I'm still waiting for August to come back.

It's special because we make it special, This place wouldn't be the Same without you Either Ron.
It's like when Kchoo went missing, That dude doesn't know it, But He's pretty cool, I've known him forever now and I consider him a good friend, When he went missing, The forums at the time were looking pretty pail to me.

It's Us bro, We make it what it is, And without us, It would be something different.

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Shadowprophet

Truthiness
Oh and by the way, I did indeed go to Mcdonald's afterword, I got an Iced Tea a bacon Cheese "Whatever it was, They don't have Big Macs anymore at our Mcdonalds," And they apparently have bacon Cheese fries now,

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I tried them, Personally, The cheese they use on these is like a Cheese Sauce, It's not the normal Mcdonalds cheese, It's Like a Sharp Cheddar Cheese sauce, The closest thing I can equate it too is Cheese Whiz It's an off-putting taste and I really don't recommend these fries Something is different about the Fries too, I know they are covered in bacon and cheese whiz, But they somehow don't taste like normal Mcdonalds fries, It's like they use a cheaper kind of french fry in these. I don't recommend them at all honestly.
 

Toroid

Founding Member
I have to get a Virtual colonoscopy this morning, I haven't been able to eat anything for the last 24hrs I haven't been able to drink anything for the last 12hrs, I guess they are screening for cancer.

I hope it's good news, But I've been worried, Whatever's wrong, A month solid of antibiotics seemed to help it a lot, but it still bothers me. No matter what the outcome is, I'm trying not to worry about things before they happen, I'm just looking forward to going to Mcdonalds afterward and finally getting something to drink and eat.

This whole mission my doctor is on to get to the bottom of this problem is everlasting, I'm just tired of all the appointments and medications.


Either way, I'm hoping I get good news, But I have to admit, I have suspicions that I won't because Who has six months solid of pain, with no relief and finally clears up infections enough to actually get a colonoscopy and then expects good news...,

I don't know if I'm tired of all the appointments or just dreading what I know is the inevitable outcome of it all.
Wish me Luck anyway, cause I can be a real Debbie downer sometimes.

SP.
Good luck SP. :)
 

Shadowprophet

Truthiness
How long were you in the hospital?
Overall the whole thing was like an outpatient thing, I was there for maybe three hours tops. but the worst part was the actual colonoscopy, that took about an hour all in all.
 

Toroid

Founding Member
Overall the whole thing was like an outpatient thing, I was there for maybe three hours tops. but the worst part was the actual colonoscopy, that took about an hour all in all.
Dude, I had this pain in my lower right abdomen a couple of months ago. It actually crossed my mind that I might have one of the Goa'uld symbiotes depicted in Stargate SG-1.
Goa'uld
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pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
Oh and by the way, I did indeed go to Mcdonald's afterword, I got an Iced Tea a bacon Cheese "Whatever it was, They don't have Big Macs anymore at our Mcdonalds," And they apparently have bacon Cheese fries now,

tmg-facebook_social.jpg


I tried them, Personally, The cheese they use on these is like a Cheese Sauce, It's not the normal Mcdonalds cheese, It's Like a Sharp Cheddar Cheese sauce, The closest thing I can equate it too is Cheese Whiz It's an off-putting taste and I really don't recommend these fries Something is different about the Fries too, I know they are covered in bacon and cheese whiz, But they somehow don't taste like normal Mcdonalds fries, It's like they use a cheaper kind of french fry in these. I don't recommend them at all honestly.

Maybe the diagnosis will be: Industrial Disease. I could grease the front end of my truck just with the fries alone!
No wonder your guts are upset with you - they're probably trying to leave and are too firmly attached! :)
 

Shadowprophet

Truthiness
Maybe the diagnosis will be: Industrial Disease. I could grease the front end of my truck just with the fries alone!
No wonder your guts are upset with you - they're probably trying to leave and are too firmly attached! :)
I've considered that, that indeed may be the problem, Lol, It's one of those things, I guess that happens to some of us as we get older, My diet was the diet of a teenager with no health issues, I never bothered to change my diet or eat healthy until something happened, I didn't even realize all the things that improper diet could mess about with a person, I would say, If I had only known that changing my diet years ago could have avoided this fate, But, I know myself too well, Even If I had known, I would have has this attitude about why worry about tomorrow when Today has its own problems.

Sigh, Getting older is strange, The Body, The health, It begins to break down in ways we never imagined it could.
 

pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
I've considered that, that indeed may be the problem, Lol, It's one of those things, I guess that happens to some of us as we get older, My diet was the diet of a teenager with no health issues, I never bothered to change my diet or eat healthy until something happened, I didn't even realize all the things that improper diet could mess about with a person, I would say, If I had only known that changing my diet years ago could have avoided this fate, But, I know myself too well, Even If I had known, I would have has this attitude about why worry about tomorrow when Today has its own problems.

Sigh, Getting older is strange, The Body, The health, It begins to break down in ways we never imagined it could.

Tell me about it. In the last 6 months my feet have gone from a normal width to 4EEEE and have all sorts of problems. Bunions, ganglion cyst - fook! All of a sudden they started to fall apart like an old car
 

Shadowprophet

Truthiness
Tell me about it. In the last 6 months my feet have gone from a normal width to 4EEEE and have all sorts of problems. Bunions, ganglion cyst - fook! All of a sudden they started to fall apart like an old car
The same thing is happening to me and to Tate as well, The problem with Tate is, I'm 42, Tate is only 35,

35.. Hell, At 35 I was nowhere near the end, I was still "Young" I could have kept up with a teenager. Boxing, Jogging, Anything. But by my 40's I was beginning to feel the age, But Tate, He's falling apart at 35.

I almost think they put something in the food brother, That makes people's health slip away from them sooner.
 

Kchoo

At Peace.
Thank you, I really Appreciate that brother, But you know a lesson that took me forever to learn about This place?

AE Just like AH was, Is US, If one of us goes missing, It takes away from us, I'm still waiting for August to come back.

It's special because we make it special, This place wouldn't be the Same without you Either Ron.
It's like when Kchoo went missing, That dude doesn't know it, But He's pretty cool, I've known him forever now and I consider him a good friend, When he went missing, The forums at the time were looking pretty pail to me.

It's Us bro, We make it what it is, And without us, It would be something different.

I-demand-The.jpg

Thanks for the honorable mention, Shadow. Highest of Fives is right. AE is in us, just as much as we are in it.
 

nivek

As Above So Below
I almost think they put something in the food brother, That makes people's health slip away from them sooner.

I doubt that, I'm almost 55, no health issues, no mess for anything, I work 50-60 hours a week and feel great...

...
 

Shadowprophet

Truthiness
I doubt that, I'm almost 55, no health issues, no mess for anything, I work 50-60 hours a week and feel great...

...
Some people get lucky like that, I think it's genetics, Tates father is nearly 80 years old, You would think the man is in his late forties some people get lucky, I was almost one of those people, Unfortunately, I only look younger than I am,

Inside, I'm quite horribly aged brother.
 
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