Wallaby in custody after bouncing over Sydney Harbour Bridge

[August]

Why do wallabies look smarter than kangaroos?

Its cause they are closer to the ground .

 

[CasualBystander]

Its cause they are closer to the ground .

Kangaroos have a lot of concussion injuries?

 

[August]

Kangaroos have a lot of concussion injuries?

Anything closer to the ground has a superior intellect. The taller the less they have.

 

[CasualBystander]

Anything closer to the ground has a superior intellect. The taller the less they have.

Don't believe snakes are terribly bright.

 

[August]

Don't believe snakes are terribly bright.

Bright enough to bite you.

 

[Gambeir]

Some scientific types think so . The creature was on the way out genetically anyways so why bring back a flawed animal ?
Worse as in hard to tame. Very aggressive little devils. They growl and hiss and their ears turn blood red. Just like the bad tempered Warner Bros Taz. Our police are trained to do anything even rescue cats from trees or horses from swamps. Not like other places where all they do is shoot people . They arrested him as he didn't pay the bridge toll.

Yea, but people bring back flawed animals all the time, it's just that we call them politicians.

 

[August]

Yea, but people bring back flawed animals all the time, it's just that we call them politicians.

Totally agree , we have a few defunct but still breathing /resurrected PoliticoSauruses here as well.

 

[Gambeir]

Yea well politics was a created illusion designed to take the place of religious politics so that people wouldn't see what they truly are all about.

 

[August]

Yea well politics was a created illusion designed to take the place of religious politics so that people wouldn't see what they truly are all about.

I bet these Aholes will be remembered more than being a fossil in the future.

 

[Gambeir]

Know I will, know I will...

 

[August]

Know I will, know I will...

You sound like Yoda.

 

[Gambeir]

You sound like Yoda.

I fear I am beginning to look like Yoda

 

[August]

I fear I am beginning to look like Yoda

So Yoda you are ?

 

[CasualBystander]

Bright enough to bite you.

Good luck with that.

If a snake tries to bite me I'll club it like a secular progressive.

 

[August]

Good luck with that.

If a snake tries to bite me I'll club it like a secular progressive.

Your secular progressiveness is oddly profound.

 

[nivek]