Was Jesus married ¿

nivek

As Above So Below
I've always believed he was married and had kids, he wasn't really resurrected either but lived in hiding after his alleged death...
 

Caeldeth

Noble
I'm not sure the man ever even existed. But if he did, considering the time period and what they say about him he probably was married and fathered some children.
 

Toroid

Founding Member
Considered his alleged abilities it would have been a great loss if he didn't have offspring. The theory is his daughter Sarah married into the Merovingian family. The Merovingian kings are said to have been wizards and viewed as a threat to the PTB. She would have inherited at least some of his abilities. Jesus had Christ consciousness which allowed him to preform miracles and is a level we'll supposedly ascend to. Clif High made an interesting observation while a kid in church. He wondered why the images of Jesus and his apostles were wearing medieval attire. It would have implied he actually lives hundreds of years after the official claim. The 322 number used by Skull & Bones is said to be the discrepancy in years of his birth. The woman who interviewed the defector from the ACIO Dr. Jamisson Neruda used the pseudonym Sarah de Rosemary.
 

August

Metanoia
I'm not sure the man ever even existed. But if he did, considering the time period and what they say about him he probably was married and fathered some children.

I go with this, did he ever really exist . The Romans never left any evidence he did .
 

Caeldeth

Noble
I go with this, did he ever really exist . The Romans never left any evidence he did .

Nobody left any evidence as far as I know. May be because there were no real records of anybody, after all he was just a carpenter. But considering who he was and what he supposedly did I think they would have some kind of record of his existence.
 

August

Metanoia
Nobody left any evidence as far as I know. May be because there were no real records of anybody, after all he was just a carpenter. But considering who he was and what he supposedly did I think they would have some kind of record of his existence.

They said they had found his bone box but not evidence it was him lots of people called Jesus back then. I have a book written on that called The Jesus Family Tomb . Jesus was a real John Smith back then in Galilee. . Jesus was also known by the Romanized name of Yeshua in the 1st Century AD. Also if Jesus was an anti Roman rabble rousing zealot you would think they would have mentioned him in a few dispatches somewhere.
 

3FEL9

Islander
If memory serves there's other fragments of documents that mention him having a wife, I think dead Sea scrolls also mentions this...¿

I think he was married and had 3 children.
Thats how it often turns out. Why should he have been any different ?
 

3FEL9

Islander
Besides the mental image of him doing his wife doggy style with maybe some two or three input action is just too much for the imagination.

Yes it is ! Hahahaha

This thread derailed faster than expected, lol

We might even have to lock it, and let the marriage question be forever unanswered.
 

CasualBystander

Celestial
Yes it is ! Hahahaha

This thread derailed faster than expected, lol

We might even have to lock it, and let the marriage question be forever unanswered.
Now that I think on it Jesus might be the ideal husband.

His wife would never have a "back ache" and little things like not having the right spice would never happen since he could do the "water to wine" trick.

The perfect man might actually find married life easy.

But that doggy-style thing makes married Jesus "no sale".
 

Rikki

High Priestess
Jesus was a teacher. He lived, Became a rabbi and died. He was like any other man. He most likely was married.
Only after his death did his followers bestow upon him divinity. Jesus was as much of a son of God as anyone is.
Blessed be
Rikki
 

CasualBystander

Celestial
Jesus was a teacher. He lived, Became a rabbi and died. He was like any other man. He most likely was married.
Only after his death did his followers bestow upon him divinity. Jesus was as much of a son of God as anyone is.
Blessed be
Rikki
They have a hard time proving Jesus existed let alone married.
 

pepe

Celestial
Interpretation is a muddy water through time, Jesus might have been the very first recorded abductee.

Probably right before his wife left him for not being able to say where he was last night and stinking of fish, loaf and beer.

Gather children, I have lost everything but have seen the light and way.

Not knowing who his father was, if to be believed, would have had an impact and left a void that has to fill in some fashion.

Ancient aliens.
 
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