.... the dreaded jury questionnaire arrives in the mailbox.

It's my civic duty + a giant pain in the ass all at once.
I'd mind it less if they had a useful parking lot at the county courthouse but they don't, that's top notch civic planning for you. What's worse, this could wind up being federal meaning a helluva a long trip one way. I
think they imposed a 60 mile limit and the fed courthouse is a hair over that. I've done that before and if I had
two asses it would be a gigantic pain in both