Shadowprophet
Truthiness
Normally, I do a great deal of overly explaining things, But I don't feel it should be necessary here.
So recently, My doctor told me because of my heart condition, I should be using my treadmill to walk five miles a day for a while. This will strengthen my heart.
" Long story short, I have a weak heart because the back and side of my heart are dead, I had what they called rheumatic fever as a kid, And by the time I was twelve years old The entire back and right side were dead. This is neither here nor there"
So, My doctor says, I need to be getting three to five miles a fricken day on this treadmill. Which at first you don't think is ridiculous but consider this is three hours a day on a treadmill. I've been doing this, It's been driving me up the wall. I've become irritable and somewhat of an asshole-ish bastard, I don't know if that the increased blood pressure, The bad nerves increased testosterone. Or just that deep inside everyone lives an asshole-ish bastard just yearning to be free and three hours a day on a treadmill is enough to piss him off.
But, Damn yall, That really is a lot and the worst part is, I have this laptop that fits on my treadmill and I watch videos while I do it, But
It's so boring
I mean, Three hours, That's long enough to literally drop into a boredom coma.
So, My thing is, I've only been doing thirty minutes, My logic is, Sure, everyone talks the talk, But who among us really fucking does three hours on the treadmill every fucking day? That's literally ridiculous.
So, I've been doing thirty minutes a day every day, And My logic is, It's more than most people do, And it's better than if I didn't do any at all. Hopefully, my heart doctor will see it the same way, because fuck it all, I'm not spending my entire waking life on a treadmill.
I've heard of health nuts, But dude is health mentally Ill if he thinks I'm gonna do three hours a day on the treadmill :/
So recently, My doctor told me because of my heart condition, I should be using my treadmill to walk five miles a day for a while. This will strengthen my heart.
" Long story short, I have a weak heart because the back and side of my heart are dead, I had what they called rheumatic fever as a kid, And by the time I was twelve years old The entire back and right side were dead. This is neither here nor there"
So, My doctor says, I need to be getting three to five miles a fricken day on this treadmill. Which at first you don't think is ridiculous but consider this is three hours a day on a treadmill. I've been doing this, It's been driving me up the wall. I've become irritable and somewhat of an asshole-ish bastard, I don't know if that the increased blood pressure, The bad nerves increased testosterone. Or just that deep inside everyone lives an asshole-ish bastard just yearning to be free and three hours a day on a treadmill is enough to piss him off.
But, Damn yall, That really is a lot and the worst part is, I have this laptop that fits on my treadmill and I watch videos while I do it, But
It's so boring
I mean, Three hours, That's long enough to literally drop into a boredom coma.
So, My thing is, I've only been doing thirty minutes, My logic is, Sure, everyone talks the talk, But who among us really fucking does three hours on the treadmill every fucking day? That's literally ridiculous.
So, I've been doing thirty minutes a day every day, And My logic is, It's more than most people do, And it's better than if I didn't do any at all. Hopefully, my heart doctor will see it the same way, because fuck it all, I'm not spending my entire waking life on a treadmill.
I've heard of health nuts, But dude is health mentally Ill if he thinks I'm gonna do three hours a day on the treadmill :/
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