first contact in Queens

pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
I know there was an earlier thread about 'what happens after first contact' but I just can't find it.
So a ConEd substation had a problem and it justifiably freaked everyone out.

You want to know what happens after first contact here's a sampler. I hope ET is reading this and has the good sense to arrive in a slightly less dramatic fashion. Bring pancakes or other tasty snacks, for a start.

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Spencer Pesce debated the relative merits of baseball bat vs sword in regard to meeting aliens. Clever lad keeping his head like that. I bet Zefram Cochrane had a sock full of nickels in his pocket when he met the Vulcans - just in case they got uppity.

Also have a look at Gov.Putz. He's channeling Fife Symington. Look at the second to last paragraph in the article

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Club or pointed stick. You can take the caveman out of the cave but can't quite take take the cave out of the caveman, eh?
 

Standingstones

Celestial
I know there was an earlier thread about 'what happens after first contact' but I just can't find it.
So a ConEd substation had a problem and it justifiably freaked everyone out.

You want to know what happens after first contact here's a sampler. I hope ET is reading this and has the good sense to arrive in a slightly less dramatic fashion. Bring pancakes or other tasty snacks, for a start.

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Spencer Pesce debated the relative merits of baseball bat vs sword in regard to meeting aliens. Clever lad keeping his head like that. I bet Zefram Cochrane had a sock full of nickels in his pocket when he met the Vulcans - just in case they got uppity.

Also have a look at Gov.Putz. He's channeling Fife Symington. Look at the second to last paragraph in the article

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Club or pointed stick. You can take the caveman out of the cave but can't quite take take the cave out of the caveman, eh?
It’s hard to believe this A-hole just won re-election.
 
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