Shadowprophet
Truthiness
Now before I tell you guys this, You won't believe me, And that's okay. But you wish you had my dentist.
Trust me. My dentist is 29 years old, And well, she's not entirely unpleasant to look at. But what really rocks about her is, It's hard to tell sometimes if she is working on my teeth or giving me a lap dance.
No, I'm not kidding on any level, To get to the angles she needs to get to, She, because she is a small woman, Will crawl up in your lap and, I don't think I've mentioned she wears cleavage shirts. So she's working on my teeth and the only thing I can see is these two massive melons, perfectly tanned btw. Now you would think this would be some sort of malpractice, to be honest, I'm not really sure, All I know is, Shes a very popular dental hygienist. And I've been really getting into Dental hygiene lately.
Luckily, I have an Appointment today, I may or may not have a cavity, Need to get that checked out just to be sure I suppose.
Give me some Credit though, I'm 42, I don't cheat on my wife and I try to stay healthy, The universe can let me have this one thing, I mean damn.
Trust me. My dentist is 29 years old, And well, she's not entirely unpleasant to look at. But what really rocks about her is, It's hard to tell sometimes if she is working on my teeth or giving me a lap dance.
No, I'm not kidding on any level, To get to the angles she needs to get to, She, because she is a small woman, Will crawl up in your lap and, I don't think I've mentioned she wears cleavage shirts. So she's working on my teeth and the only thing I can see is these two massive melons, perfectly tanned btw. Now you would think this would be some sort of malpractice, to be honest, I'm not really sure, All I know is, Shes a very popular dental hygienist. And I've been really getting into Dental hygiene lately.
Luckily, I have an Appointment today, I may or may not have a cavity, Need to get that checked out just to be sure I suppose.
Give me some Credit though, I'm 42, I don't cheat on my wife and I try to stay healthy, The universe can let me have this one thing, I mean damn.