If You Find Aliens, Who Do You Call?

ChrisIB

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If You Find Aliens, Who Do You Call?

Apparently SETI gets quite a few calls
When people call to report something they’ve seen, that call usually goes to me. Probably once a day I talk to somebody who’s seen something, and I explain to them that we don’t take such reports, but that if they want to send me photos or videos I’m happy to look at them.

But, you know: They’ve seen something in the sky, they don’t understand what it is, and of course then they jump to the conclusion that what they’ve seen are alien visitors.

The usual excuse is: “Well, the government has all the good information covered up somewhere.” That’s something that doesn’t comport with my experience working with the government, nor does it make sense. I mean: “Ah, the aliens arranged things so that only the government could see them.” It doesn’t make any sense.

Most of [what people send me] are aircraft, or balloons—there’s just a whole laundry list. If they send me photos or videos, they’re almost always taken at night—you can’t really tell what you’re looking at. And usually they’re using their phones, or some simple camera that has auto-focus. As a consequence, because it’s night, and it’s only a light in the middle of the phone [screen], the camera’s auto-focus mechanism starts hunting—it sort of zooms in and out on the focus and as a consequence the light seems to get bigger or smaller. When it’s big, you see all these diffraction effects on the image, which people send me elaborate descriptions of—you know, “here are the markings on the craft, I think I can decode them,” that sort of thing.
 

FFH

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Ghostbust...I'd personally call noone, no authorities, just take a pic and show it to friends at home. But it's funny there's someone taking all these calls, poor guy...
 
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