Discussion in 'Arts, Sports, & Entertainment' started by nivek, Aug 5, 2017.
Wow caught me with that one.
Sorry to all you 'Trump-ettes' ... but I couldn't resist. ... [ps.. I couldn't care less who wins]
I never put on a mask and a gun before to do anything. Covid trips to the range.
This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw £10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.
The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”.
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have £300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to £3000. “Well please let me have £3000 now.” The teller kindly handed £3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.
The old lady put £10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit £2990 back into her account.
The moral of this story is....
Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.
I can't believe my Aunt Deb hasn't posted this one on FB yet!
Call me old-fashioned, but I've never transitioned to fruity pizza toppings.
Yeah same here, meat and veggies but no fruit and no fruity flavours on pizza...I don't really care for cooked pineapple at all, even on a ham out of the oven, pineapple tastes best fresh and chilled, no baking needed...
A male chastity belt used during the 16th century.
Well that's what historians reckon... personally, if this thing is real at all, then I think that it was probably a medieval April-fool's joke.
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