North Korea

[FFH]

North Korea media claims Kim climbed to the top of Mount Paektu at 8,300 feet on China border. Yeah, he's a total fitness guru. That should be Heaven Lake in the background. What message are they trying to send?
North Korea claim Kim Jong-un climbed 8,300ft mountain | Daily Mail Online
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Maybe they were hanging a triple cheeseburger on a stick to lure him up.

*gets murdered in bathtub by North Korean agents*

 

[Toroid]

He would be facing south which implies he's saying "China has my back."
Urban Dictionary: Neener-neener

Neener-neener

A childish taunt or jeer pronounced with a nasal sneer, for lack of a more intelligent retort to someone else's jeer or taunt, usually from a peer. Sometimes sung to the tune of "Ring-Around-the-Rosy" for really driving the point home.
My definition is better than all the other stupid definitions listed here - neener neener.
by Lenny Schafer October 02, 2003

 

[August]

Can Kim Jong Un control the weather? North Korea’s state-run media says so.

 

[FFH]

Kim is becoming a Chuck Norris. He climbs mountains, not even a sweat. He can control weather. He once stared at an apple tree, and the apples gave in and carried themselves to the baskets, ready for consume. His scientists immediately took notice of the event.

 

[August]

He's pretty good in the Cheese factory to.

 

[August]

North Korea's Kim Jong Un fetes rocket scientists, promises more weapons

 

[Fen Star]

Cheese factory.

Or as Kim like to call it His pantry..

 

[August]

He's a funny one.

 

[CasualBystander]

Can Kim Jong Un control the weather? North Korea’s state-run media says so.

From the color of his cheeks he is freezing his chubby little ass off.

 

[August]

Life in North Korea: What you are allowed to see

 

[CasualBystander]

Life in North Korea: What you are allowed to see

We are only allowed to see the backsides of N. Koreans???

That's odd.

Kim is facing the wrong direction.

As a side note, I thought all the North Koreans were starving. Although most of the group is pretty thin, some of that crowd knows how to tie on the feedbag.

 

[August]

China constructing North Korean border refugee camps in preparation for disaster: leaked report

China constructing North Korean border refugee camps in preparation for disaster: leaked report

 

[August]

This jet will put one right in Kim Jong Uns keyhole.

B-52: The Bomber The U.S. is Sending to Win The War

 

[Toroid]

The second most powerful man in North Korea General Hwang Pyong So is missing from the public eye. It they don't imprison or execute people they'll send them to work on a farm.
What happened to North Korea's second most powerful man after Kim Jong Un?

 

[August]

The last execution I heard of they sued and anti aircraft cannon on him.

 

[SOUL-DRIFTER]

One day that area will be known as the Korean North Desert. A lifeless wasteland.

 

[August]

North Korea may have accidentally broadcast alarming nuclear bomb detail

 

[FFH]

Donald Trump is “100 per cent made up his mind” that he will not allow Kim to reach the phase where he is able to marry an intercontinental ballistic missile capable of reaching the US and a miniaturised nuclear warhead, the senator said.

There is a 70 per cent chance of war if Kim Jong-un tests another nuclear weapon, he warned.

https://reportuk.me/2017/12/15/worl...orced-to-launch-all-out-war-with-north-korea/

 

[August]

The US said it might block North Korean ships -- and Pyongyang called it a 'big step' toward nuclear war'.

The US said it might block North Korean ships -- and Pyongyang called it a 'big step' toward nuclear war

 

[SOUL-DRIFTER]

China may want to start taking action to remove Kim rather than let the US do it via war.
Since Kim's right hand military man has disappeared maybe he is in China being groomed to replace Kim.