Discussion in 'Present & Current Events' started by nivek, Apr 6, 2019.
This is bizarre, really, I mean jeez...
I don't know about this one. Come on, it just so happened he bounced into its mouth while it was yawning. I don't think a hippo could swallow a dwarf. They only eat plants, but there's been documentation that they will feed on dead animals.
Facts About Hippos
Florida man released from jail walks 20ft before committing crime - steals from cars in parking lot | Daily Mail Online
Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn star look alike found dead in badger den half eaten
The thirty five year old star f X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go was discovered in a badgers den, partially eaten, by Ministry of Agriculture experts who were checking the den ahead of a planned badger-gassing program.
The midget porn stars 107 centimetre (3’6″) body was discovered ‘partially gnawed’ in the badger burrow, however at the moment it is unclear how the adult actor died, suicide has not been ruled out by investigators.
Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said “Percy was a little guy with big problems… He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry.”
Uri Geller tells PM: 'I am going to stop Brexit telepathically'
Illusionist Uri Geller has vowed to "telepathically" stop Brexit in an open letter addressed to Theresa May.
The TV personality said he "admired" the prime minister but felt "physically and very strongly" that most Britons were against the UK's withdrawal from the EU.
He wrote: "I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit.
"I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit.
"As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this - and believe me I am capable of executing it."
Geller appealed to Mrs May to stop the Brexit process before he takes a "drastic course of action".
He also claimed that his power has been "validated" by the CIA, MI5 and Israel's intelligence agency Mossad.
Even if he has real powers, I don't believe he would have that much power.
Pat Roberson stood out on the long pier in Virginia Beach and prayed the hurricane away, so how hard could this be?
Moses parted the sea.
Presently I reckon Gella must think it is actually having the desired effect.
Delusion is meat and drink for the deluded.
Indeed, flip of the coin, in or out, heads or tails from his perspective but.......(continued below)
stating publicly the results of his 'coin toss' is only strengthened by the odds which lean ever so slightly in his favour...
Still though, what's that saying, 'you are what you eat'...
What if you’re abducted by aliens? This Florida insurance company has you covered
You like to think of yourself as someone who’s prepared. Your home is covered by flood insurance, you’ve got a robust auto insurance policy and maybe even something extra, such as life insurance. But what if you’re abducted by aliens?
In that case, Mike St. Lawrence in Altamonte Springs has you covered. His company, The St. Lawrence Agency, provides alien abduction insurance.
“Our policy is not so much about the money,” he said. “It’s peace of mind.”
St. Lawrence has sold about 6,000 policies, all for $10 million worth of coverage. A flat rate of $19.95 comes with a digital copy of the policy, while $24.95 gets a policyholder a printed version of the certificate “suitable for framing.”
The insurance comes with expansive coverage. For one, policyholders get medical coverage with outpatient psychiatric care (“We know there’s a readjustment period,” St. Lawrence said), and sarcasm coverage to protect against immediate family members. Policyholders are eligible for double the coverage, $20 million, should the extraterrestrials request any conjugal visits, provide offspring or attempt to eat the policyholder.
But to qualify for a claim?
“You have to come back,” St. Lawrence said, with the signature of an “authorized, on-board alien.”
He needs to stick to bending spoons.
We know that's not going to happen.
I guess people buy the policy as a novelty.
Brexit will be stopped at the cost of the spoons in the Queen's Royal Tea Service getting all f****d up
Bizarre Find By Road Crew Worker Stumps Police Investigators
"cow's stomach with pennies on top and an Asian sword sleeve stuck in the ground by it"
Inconvenient coin purse.I'd say take some loose change out of it and give Chris O'Brien a jingle to investigate the mutilation. Oh, except they only found pennies ..... and there are no payphones anymore ....
Was this poor moocow whacked up by a kook with a sword? I'd say someone maybe getting a little too excited about the end of Game of Thrones.
This is why I tend to never discount the extremes to which human weirdness will go when reading cryptid or ufo reports.
This is a potentially unsafe situation.
Police swarm 'suspicious' 4,000lb safe left on 5th Avenue in Manhattan - only to find it was empty | Daily Mail Online
Geraldo is local - they should have called him to do the reveal. He has experience in that sort of thing.
I see a mini-series.
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