GhostofBiedny
Celestial
I was on Craigslist the other day, doing a pretty routine search for a certain model of vehicle. I've had several and they work great for me, but they have not been built since Dubya was president and nice ones are getting scarce. Most have well over 200,000 miles on them, just like my current one. Anyway, since you can move your specific search from town to town on Craigslist with a couple of mouse clicks, I was looking in New Mexico and not finding much. I decided to go to the car capital of the West, Los Angeles. Mouse clicking my way there meant Phoenix was right on the way.
Holy shit! Cars are cheap in Phoenix. Schorrberg could be driving a very nice ten year old car for next to nothing, even with his radioactive credit rating. I mean, he could be driving a really nice car for $200 per month and have it paid off in a couple of years. If he could just bring his entitled self to stoop to such a low level of status. Get rid of your welfare Cadillac, moron!
As for my search, I was looking for what most people would think of as an SUV, but I use them as trucks. There were plenty of nice shiny ones in Phoenix, for cheap, but they were all two-wheel-drive versions. I live in the mountains where it snows a lot, so that's out. When my search came up on the Phoenix page, I was thinking I probably needed to look at what a plane ticket would cost, but the AWD model is pretty rare there. Same with L.A. Oh well. I'll keep using the '03 until something better comes along.
He doesn't need a car so even $200 is too much. He needs to get a job that pays him money instead of costing him money. Even if the car was free it would still cost in terms of gas and maintenance. The guy literally does nothing except sit on his computer or watch TV. A car is completely unnecessary.