Gambeir
Celestial
Your bio here says your 51, that's not that old if the case. Is this a white lie and you'r really 101?
Yes it's a white mans lie, what else, I'm so damned white that when I drove through Utah they tried to abduct me for study. That's about as white as you can get. My hair is white, it's so white it literally becomes luminescence in sunlight, people have mistaken me for being either the Messiah or one of his messengers, which explains the visitors at the front door with bibles in their hands.
Yes, I lied, yes I confess I lied to all of you and now you've caught me in my twisted tangle of lies. Ya, I subtracted about a decade or so, much like I do when trolling on Craigslist, but there I subtract 40 years.
The idea here is that bots record information from personal profiles on sites, and so I altered a few details: There, ya happy now? Snort~
Ya, I'm actually 61 right now, though 101 seems more accurate considering the level of energy I can muster. PS: I can't even believe how old I am myself, the only real proof is how invisible you become as you age, you become invisible ya know. Hope you all realize that.
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