I know,

[Shadowprophet]

I know I havent been around a lot lately, It's not that I'm avoiding being online, It's just that. One day not long ago, I woke up, I just couldn't bear to do the same things I've done every day for years. So This perspective was more than an urge. Subconsciously I've carried it out, To be honest, I'm even sick and tired of being a hermit.

It's like a sudden realization, I'm not an unintelligent person, I'm not an antisocial person, I'm not a bad person. So Why do I avoid everyone and stay indoors all the time? I liked being a hermit, but it's just something I got my fill of totally. So, I've started a garden, I've gone to see friends I havent seen in years, I even started building a garage. Yeah, Like a whole garage from wood and saws an nails. When it's done, I may sit and be a hermit in that for a few minutes, I don't know. But I don't like just sitting around anymore, I've had too much of that. So, I still check-in, And you guys know this is some sort of phase, I will be more active in the future, For Right now though, I'm dying to be outside in the sun, Building on that garage.


I'll be back, I'm still kind of here, Just not as much right now. SP.

 

[Toroid]

Good luck with the garage.

 

[Kchoo]

I know I havent been around a lot lately, It's not that I'm avoiding being online, It's just that. One day not long ago, I woke up, I just couldn't bear to do the same things I've done every day for years. So This perspective was more than an urge. Subconsciously I've carried it out, To be honest, I'm even sick and tired of being a hermit.

It's like a sudden realization, I'm not an unintelligent person, I'm not an antisocial person, I'm not a bad person. So Why do I avoid everyone and stay indoors all the time? I liked being a hermit, but it's just something I got my fill of totally. So, I've started a garden, I've gone to see friends I havent seen in years, I even started building a garage. Yeah, Like a whole garage from wood and saws an nails. When it's done, I may sit and be a hermit in that for a few minutes, I don't know. But I don't like just sitting around anymore, I've had too much of that. So, I still check-in, And you guys know this is some sort of phase, I will be more active in the future, For Right now though, I'm dying to be outside in the sun, Building on that garage.


I'll be back, I'm still kind of here, Just not as much right now. SP.

When you are done building the garage... start building a custom hot rod... preferably one that includes a worm hole maker on the nose...

 

[pigfarmer]

custom hot rod... preferably one that includes a worm hole maker on the nose...

At any swap or club meet there would be a list of guys who would tell you they already built one, they had a cousin who did or knew a guy who had one in his Camaro. So f*****g fast it arrives at the finish line before it's visibly left the start line. Maybe Thomas or Dejan can do the math on that one for us

 

[pigfarmer]

Ten foot ceiling, tw0 bays please. Since we're making a list please add a lift

 

[Shadowprophet]

Ten foot ceiling, tw0 bays please. Since we're making a list please add a lift

It's gonna be one lane extended with a door on each end, the cars will face each other. The other room will be the workshop I have to have a place to put a cherry picker, It's a rule a garage isn't a garage unless you can jerk an engine out of a car in it. That's not even an unwritten rule. I've got that wrote down somewhere. Then I need just a little bit of room, I'm thinking a 12 by 15 area to put a couple of those mid-size arcade cabinets from wal mart, If I'm building a garage, This is the checklist.

Can you jerk an engine in it, Check,
Does it have video games and net access Check,

The net access is important, I'm not a master mechanic, Without a tutorial, You just connect the thingie to the doohicky and hope for the best.

Can you entertain the fairer sex there Check,
Can you get high in it, Check.


And you may think I'm being lewd here, But there is no point in a building you can't take the ladies too. you gotta think ahead about these things, you build just a box and hang some tools up you may as well hang a no girls allowed sign up there too, Nope it has to be well lit , comfortable furnished and inviting.

 

[pigfarmer]

This is the checklist:

Can you jerk an engine in it?
I generally try not to do too much jerking in my garage. Upsets the normals in the neighborhood.
In my case I got a house with 7' ceilings in the basement.
Doesn't mean I couldn't get an engine out.Does mean I'd have to creatively work for it.

video games and net access
What, you one of them fancy types? Half a Commie?

Can you entertain the fairer sex there
No. Men build these places to impress other men. That's the rule. When in doubt refer to this rule.

it has to be well lit , comfortable furnished and inviting
Don't forget nurturing. I want to be nurtured, maybe even coddled out there. I need a hug right now ....

Can you get high in it
Well you better be able to or what's the point? Gas,grass or ass, the ride ain't free

Please add to the list:

refrigerator
bathroom access
a large cargo net.

You see, my plan is to send enough begging videos to the Garage Squad to get them to come out and when they do I will ensnare all of them - including their production team. Hence the net.
I figure I can get a nice price for the organs for most of them, and the rest, well that's just too weird so I'll keep that to myself for now.