My Dentist,

[Shadowprophet]

Now before I tell you guys this, You won't believe me, And that's okay. But you wish you had my dentist.
Trust me. My dentist is 29 years old, And well, she's not entirely unpleasant to look at. But what really rocks about her is, It's hard to tell sometimes if she is working on my teeth or giving me a lap dance.

No, I'm not kidding on any level, To get to the angles she needs to get to, She, because she is a small woman, Will crawl up in your lap and, I don't think I've mentioned she wears cleavage shirts. So she's working on my teeth and the only thing I can see is these two massive melons, perfectly tanned btw. Now you would think this would be some sort of malpractice, to be honest, I'm not really sure, All I know is, Shes a very popular dental hygienist. And I've been really getting into Dental hygiene lately.

Luckily, I have an Appointment today, I may or may not have a cavity, Need to get that checked out just to be sure I suppose.

Give me some Credit though, I'm 42, I don't cheat on my wife and I try to stay healthy, The universe can let me have this one thing, I mean damn.

 

[pepe]

Beats me. Last time I went I had nine out after a session with a hygienist that saw me rip the bib off after she had finished, I then realised I had bust the buckle but was in such a state I just wanted out of that room and had not the control to apologize. Pain had taken me to flight mode and the big Greek was preparing for me.

One thing that stood out to me was a uniformed police officer who was sitting in the waiting room and as I passed I peered in and met eyes with him, he looked concerned already but as I passed I heard him say Jesus Christ. I stood laughing behind a numb face while paying and I think the lady thought it was because I was so glad it was all over. I had to go back past the officer and again I looked, he didn't look at me this time but I laughed some more.

 

[Shadowprophet]

Beats me. Last time I went I had nine out after a session with a hygienist that saw me rip the bib off after she had finished, I then realised I had bust the buckle but was in such a state I just wanted out of that room and had not the control to apologize. Pain had taken me to flight mode and the big Greek was preparing for me.

One thing that stood out to me was a uniformed police officer who was sitting in the waiting room and as I passed I peered in and met eyes with him, he looked concerned already but as I passed I heard him say Jesus Christ. I stood laughing behind a numb face while paying and I think the lady thought it was because I was so glad it was all over. I had to go back past the officer and again I looked, he didn't look at me this time but I laughed some more.

I can fully understand that situation brother, See because of my heart condition if the situation arises that I need to be Numbed I can't have the Novocain injections, I have to have the gas, The gas basically puts people to sleep, It makes my appointments tricky. Many times, I just have to tough out the pain, Or if I have to have a tooth pulled, Which I've only had to have one wisdom tooth pulled, I have to go to a specialist for dental surgery.

It can be really painful, Most recently, I had what they call a Deep cleaning, This is where they clean even under the gums with a sharp hook-like thing and I couldn't have any kind of numbing agent. I have no words for how torturous it was, But the worst part was it hurt for nearly a week after the fact. It was awful bro

 

[Kchoo]

I have a great dentist. She is very professional. We are the same age, and she is petite, and athletic, and yes, hot...
She is a fine dentist... I won’t mess that up by getting all flustered about her charms. I have a good woman, so all I need is a dentist. WHEN YOU GET TO MY AGE, practicality always wins.
...But it doesn’t hurt that she is cute...