Neanderthal Brains To Be Implanted in Robots

nivek

As Above So Below
Neanderthal Brains To Be Implanted in Robots to Create Cyborg Cavemen

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While “Neanderthal Cyborg Cavemen” would be a great name for a band, it sounds like a bad thing to create in a lab which is on a college campus filled with kids tired of playing beer pong. Yet that’s exactly what’s happening at the University of California, San Diego (UCSD) School of Medicine where researchers are using Neanderthal DNA (bad idea number one) to grow Neanderthal mini-brains (bad idea number two) that they plan to connect to robotic bodies (a bad idea hat trick) to test the Neanderthal mini-brains’ ability to learn .

What could possibly go wrong? (Say this four times quickly.)

“We’re trying to recreate Neanderthal minds.”

At a recent UCSD conference called Imagination and Human Evolution, USCD geneticist Alysson Muotri explained why he thought creating Neanderthal organoids using human stem cells combined with Neanderthal DNA into brains the size of peas (ironic?) that they called Neanderoids (a good nickname for the band’s drummer).

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Muotri’s research team used the NOVA1 gene which is nearly identical in humans and Neanderthals and has been linked to autism and schizophrenia. While they would like to grow larger than peas, the Neanderthal brains are stuck at “pea” because they have no blood supply and depend on nutrients fed to them by humans.

Well, that’s a relief.

“It is possible that in the future we could grow a bigger organoid. We are working on this by creating bio-printed artificial blood vessels inside them.”

Uh-oh.

The Neanderthal mini-brains are already paying off. Muotri found that Neanderthal neurons make less synaptic connections, which in humans is an indicator of autism and a necessary part of developing socialization. To test this, the researchers plan to hook the Neanderoids to crab-like robots to see if they can learn how to move them around.

Then they will put them together with AI robots to see what happens.

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What could possibly go wrong?

Simon Fisher, a geneticist who heads the Max Planck Institute for Psycholinguistics in the Netherlands and has genetically engineered mice to have a mutated human gene linked to speech disorders (what could possibly go … never mind), is evaluating the research and has this to say:

“It’s kind of wild.”

Kind of wild?

Creating cyborg Neanderthal cavemen? That’s an understatement.

Do they have a strong lock on the door?


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spacecase0

earth human
why not just recreate the entire thing ?
or put it in a human body ?
giving them a cyborg body seems harder
 

nivek

As Above So Below
why not just recreate the entire thing ?
or put it in a human body ?
giving them a cyborg body seems harder

It just makes no sense doing this, like the chicken-human hybrid, these types of experiments should be outlawed...

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spacecase0

earth human
It just makes no sense doing this, like the chicken-human hybrid, these types of experiments should be outlawed...

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I sure agree that some things just should not be done.
problem is that places like china will keep doing it,
so if you disallow some research, all you do is make sure you don't get that industry
I tend to think people in western nations will by default do slightly less horrible things than china will, but I could be very wrong on that
 

michael59

Celestial
It didn't turn out so well for Neanderthals and I think I read somewhere that they're brains were quite large. Not so sure size would be a factor anyway. Isn't it the ability to learn that would count?
 

spacecase0

earth human
Neanderthals likely failed because they could only breed once a year (like many animals)
humans have the chance to breed once a month and are much more violent
so the Neanderthals got pushed to less ideal hunting grounds and the populations fell,
once below 10K they were lost (just like humans would be), the inbreeding depression is just to much.
I don't think Neanderthals had much of a chance.
 
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