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PIERS MORGAN: I’d rather trust Bernie Madoff with my money than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – so why the hell did Chase bank cave to her over their very sensible financial advice?
What’s the point of a bank? To make money, take care of our money and offer us professional guidance on how best to save our money. So it was entirely unsurprising to see Chase, one of America’s largest banks, tweet the following words of advice to its customers this week: ‘You: why is my balance so low. Bank account: make coffee at home. Bank account: eat the food that’s in the fridge. Bank account: you don’t need a cab, it’s only three blocks. You: I guess we’ll never know. Bank account: seriously?’.
It seemed like sensible advice, but provoked the ire of socialist firebrand Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and prompted a very snarky response which went down a storm with her 'woke' followers. Sadly the bank caved to AOC, deleted their tweet and later posted a groveling replacement saying: ‘Our #MondayMotivation is to get better than our #MondayMotivation tweets. Thanks for the feedback, Twitter world.’ Oh please, pass me the vomit-bag!
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