Something Big & Mysterious Just Went Down at Area 51

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  1. nivek

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    Something Big and Mysterious Just Went Down at Area 51
    by - Brett Tingley

    One of America’s most secretive and yet also highly publicized research facilities sure knows how to stay in the headlines. As the hype surrounding the controversial and misguided “Storm Area 51” event continues to grow, the off-limits and extremely classified Air Force testing ground appears to have held a massive test of some kind this past weekend.

    While there are no details coming from the Armed Forces themselves, several Notices to Airman (NOTAMs) which were published publicly seem to indicate that the skies over the Nevada Test and Training Range were occupied by something spooky this past weekend. NOTAMs are documents filed with aviation authorities like America’s FAA which notify pilots of potential hazards or off-limit airspace.

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    Much of the airspace surrounding Area 51 was off limits over the weekend, even to military aircraft.

    Beginning on August 8, several aviation enthusiasts and observers began noticing curious NOTAMs and posting them to Twitter. The notices indicated several massive blocks of airspace surrounding Groom Lake and Tonopah Test Range, some of America’s most secretive locations where the most cutting-edge and classified aerospace technologies are developed and tested. The airspace above those areas were restricted from August 10 until the early morning on August 12.

    The NOTAMs all specified an unlimited ceiling for these areas, meaning the airspace above these ranges was off limits essentially all the way up to outer space. Aviation journalists around the internet speculated that this likely indicates a test of some type of space-to-surface or surface-to-space technology, although it could simply be a way of ensuring that nobody without the proper security clearances got to see whatever shiny new toys the Air Force was testing over the weekend.

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    Many speculate the exercise was a test of a directed energy weapon, rocket, or missile.

    While there’s no telling what may have been tested over the weekend, some aerospace experts have suggested it was likely a classified drone exercise, a rocket launch of some kind, a test of an exotic directed energy weapon, or perhaps even an early flight of the B-21 Raider, the Air Force’s upcoming next-generation stealth bomber.

    Whatever it was, this weekend proves why we won’t get anywhere close to the secretive test range next month when we try to storm Area 51. That entire complex is one of the most heavily-guarded and restricted places on Earth and the site of some of the world’s most sophisticated weapons development. Are a bunch of Naruto-running millennials really going to be able to storm the barriers and evade armed guards?

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  2. Double Nought Spy

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    NOTAMs are issued routinely, often securing airspace in which nothing at all happens for one reason or another. Aircraft and military enthusiasts watch NOTAMs routinely. This could easily have been an extremely low-cost way to flex a muscle or two ahead of the Possible Attempted Attack of the Dumbfucks. PAAotD for short. I dunno, maybe Dumbfucks On the Attack, or DOA. Yeah, that's better.
     
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  3. ImmortalLegend527

    ImmortalLegend527 The Messenger Of All Gods old and new

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    ...Little do these humans understand that area 51 is the Real Government run by none humans.Hopefully, its not a beacon taking the humans serious about storming the facility. Area 51 is 14 levels underground stretched 1,000 miles in each direction.Area 51, is one of the last strongholds that they hold dearly with untouched history.Legend.
     
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  4. Double Nought Spy

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    So... Area 51 is... right under my chair!

    Eeeek!
     
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  5. pigfarmer

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    This means the woodchucks out back could possibly be inhuman reconnaissance devices from Area 51. They do live in holes in the ground.

    Well, that's just silly. I'm more than 1000 miles away from Area 51 and the secret underground base apparently doesn't stretch that far. Doesn't mean that those f*****g gophers aren't watching me anyway .... I'm wise to them .....
     
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  6. Kchoo

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    I have always been suspicious of ants myself....
     
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  7. nivek

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    I'll trust a cricket before I will an ant...

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  8. Toroid

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    I believe garden praying mantises are psychic. They could be on Area 51 payroll or vice versa.
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  9. Castle-Yankee54

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    Your gopher idea makes more sense than the rest of the theories regarding Area51.
     
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  10. ImmortalLegend527

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    Area 51 is connected to Duice that's how far it stretches.During prehistoric times and times of war City's and tunnels were built and handed down to the next generation.Hundreds,if not thousands of years, these tunnels were built and underground citys were established.
     
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  11. Double Nought Spy

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    I heard they closed the Dulce base down and no one goes there anymore. People got food poisoning on multiple occasions in the base cafeteria, so no one wanted to be posted there. Can't blame them. Who wants food poisoning?
     
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  13. Kchoo

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    That is a very authentic looking photo...
    It is really strange how those UFOs create such an aura around them...
    The groundhog looks very astute, and regal. He must be a leader....
     
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  14. Kchoo

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    ... what do groundhogs do about ants? ...
     
  15. pigfarmer

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    They're at parity with the insectoids. Detente.
     
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  16. pigfarmer

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    An effect of the gravity drive no doubt.
     

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