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Toroid

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This is bizarre, really, I mean jeez...

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I don't know about this one. Come on, it just so happened he bounced into its mouth while it was yawning. I don't think a hippo could swallow a dwarf. They only eat plants, but there's been documentation that they will feed on dead animals.
Facts About Hippos
Hungry, hungry hippos

Hippos have a healthy and mostly herbivorous appetite. Adults eat about 80 lbs. (35 kg) of grass each night,traveling up to 6 miles (10 kilometers) in a night to get their fill. They also eat fruit that they find during their nightly scavenging, according to National Geographic. If food is scarce, hippos can store food in their stomachs and go up to three weeks without eating.

Although hippos were long believed to be exclusively herbivorous, 2015 study published in the journal Mammal Review found that hippos occasionally feed on the carcasses of animals, including other hippos.
 

Toroid

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Florida man released from jail walks 20ft before committing crime - steals from cars in parking lot | Daily Mail Online
Casey Michael Lewis, 34, was arrested on Thursday by the Port St. Lucie Police Department for grand theft
  • He was booked at the Lucie County Jail before he was released on bond
  • Lewis was seen on footage 'acting suspicious' and walking from vehicle to vehicle to check them
  • The Stuart resident was seen getting into a vehicle and staying inside for a few minutes
  • He told authorities that he was 'waiting for his girlfriend'
  • Arresting officer discovered an IPhone 7, $547 in cash, a debit card, a Florida driver's license and four pack of cigarettes inside Lewis's brown bag
  • Lewis was arrested and booked on charges for burglary, grand theft and possession of stolen property
  • He has since been released on bond and did not commit a crime on his second release
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nivek

As Above So Below
Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn star look alike found dead in badger den half eaten

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The thirty five year old star f X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go was discovered in a badgers den, partially eaten, by Ministry of Agriculture experts who were checking the den ahead of a planned badger-gassing program.

The midget porn stars 107 centimetre (3’6″) body was discovered ‘partially gnawed’ in the badger burrow, however at the moment it is unclear how the adult actor died, suicide has not been ruled out by investigators.

Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said “Percy was a little guy with big problems… He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry.”

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nivek

As Above So Below

Uri Geller tells PM: 'I am going to stop Brexit telepathically'


Illusionist Uri Geller has vowed to "telepathically" stop Brexit in an open letter addressed to Theresa May.

The TV personality said he "admired" the prime minister but felt "physically and very strongly" that most Britons were against the UK's withdrawal from the EU.

He wrote: "I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit.

"I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit.

"As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this - and believe me I am capable of executing it."

Geller appealed to Mrs May to stop the Brexit process before he takes a "drastic course of action".

He also claimed that his power has been "validated" by the CIA, MI5 and Israel's intelligence agency Mossad.

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wwkirk

Celestial
Uri Geller tells PM: 'I am going to stop Brexit telepathically'


Illusionist Uri Geller has vowed to "telepathically" stop Brexit in an open letter addressed to Theresa May.

The TV personality said he "admired" the prime minister but felt "physically and very strongly" that most Britons were against the UK's withdrawal from the EU.

He wrote: "I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit.

"I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit.

"As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this - and believe me I am capable of executing it."

Geller appealed to Mrs May to stop the Brexit process before he takes a "drastic course of action".

He also claimed that his power has been "validated" by the CIA, MI5 and Israel's intelligence agency Mossad.

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Even if he has real powers, I don't believe he would have that much power.
 

nivek

As Above So Below
Presently I reckon Gella must think it is actually having the desired effect.

Indeed, flip of the coin, in or out, heads or tails from his perspective but.......(continued below)

Delusion is meat and drink for the deluded.

stating publicly the results of his 'coin toss' is only strengthened by the odds which lean ever so slightly in his favour...

Still though, what's that saying, 'you are what you eat'...:Whistle:

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nivek

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What if you’re abducted by aliens? This Florida insurance company has you covered

You like to think of yourself as someone who’s prepared. Your home is covered by flood insurance, you’ve got a robust auto insurance policy and maybe even something extra, such as life insurance. But what if you’re abducted by aliens?

In that case, Mike St. Lawrence in Altamonte Springs has you covered. His company, The St. Lawrence Agency, provides alien abduction insurance.

“Our policy is not so much about the money,” he said. “It’s peace of mind.”

St. Lawrence has sold about 6,000 policies, all for $10 million worth of coverage. A flat rate of $19.95 comes with a digital copy of the policy, while $24.95 gets a policyholder a printed version of the certificate “suitable for framing.”

The insurance comes with expansive coverage. For one, policyholders get medical coverage with outpatient psychiatric care (“We know there’s a readjustment period,” St. Lawrence said), and sarcasm coverage to protect against immediate family members. Policyholders are eligible for double the coverage, $20 million, should the extraterrestrials request any conjugal visits, provide offspring or attempt to eat the policyholder.

But to qualify for a claim?

“You have to come back,” St. Lawrence said, with the signature of an “authorized, on-board alien.”

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Standingstones

Celestial
Uri Geller tells PM: 'I am going to stop Brexit telepathically'


Illusionist Uri Geller has vowed to "telepathically" stop Brexit in an open letter addressed to Theresa May.

The TV personality said he "admired" the prime minister but felt "physically and very strongly" that most Britons were against the UK's withdrawal from the EU.

He wrote: "I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit.

"I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit.

"As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this - and believe me I am capable of executing it."

Geller appealed to Mrs May to stop the Brexit process before he takes a "drastic course of action".

He also claimed that his power has been "validated" by the CIA, MI5 and Israel's intelligence agency Mossad.

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He needs to stick to bending spoons.
 

Toroid

Founding Member
Bizarre Find By Road Crew Worker Stumps Police Investigators
A bizarre find by a road crew employee has detectives with the Torrington Police Department searching the internet and other sources to find out just what it may mean.

The worker, who was working along the roadway on Wednesday, April 25, near Winstead Road, came upon what he later learned was a cow's stomach with pennies on top and an Asian sword sleeve stuck in the ground by it, said Torrington Police Detective James Crean.


"At first, the worker thought the stomach was a fetus and called the police," Crean said.

When officers arrived on the scene they contacted the medical examiner's office to identify the "find," he added.

"We could pretty well determine that it wasn't a human body part and an autopsy by the medical examiner found that it was a cow's stomach," he said.

But what exactly does the find mean? There were no reports of any dead cows in the area and a body was not found.

Is it some type of sacrifice, the department is wondering.

"I have to say it's a very odd find and we would like to know just what it means," Crean said.

That's why he has searched the internet and other books and sources trying to track down a comparison without any luck, except that cooper, such as found in pennies, is said to help one move on to the next life.

"The sword sleeve really has us stumped, and why the pennies on the stomach?" he asked.

To help, Crean is asking anyone who might know of some similar ritual or practice to give him a call so he can put the case to bed.

"We don't want people worried, we just want to find out what it means, if anything," he added.
 

pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
"cow's stomach with pennies on top and an Asian sword sleeve stuck in the ground by it"

Inconvenient coin purse.I'd say take some loose change out of it and give Chris O'Brien a jingle to investigate the mutilation. Oh, except they only found pennies ..... and there are no payphones anymore ....

Was this poor moocow whacked up by a kook with a sword? I'd say someone maybe getting a little too excited about the end of Game of Thrones.

This is why I tend to never discount the extremes to which human weirdness will go when reading cryptid or ufo reports.
 

Toroid

Founding Member
This is a potentially unsafe situation.
Police swarm 'suspicious' 4,000lb safe left on 5th Avenue in Manhattan - only to find it was empty | Daily Mail Online
Cops responded to a call about a safe at 5th Avenue and 47th Street early Friday
  • They were carefully approaching the massive container when the owner identified himself and said he'd unloaded it there because of parking restrictions
  • They ultimately determined that it was completely empty
  • Police sources say the person who called 911 about the safe may have been irritated about where it was placed

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