pigfarmer
tall, thin, irritable
It's that time of year again and I have some basic questions.
Santa Claus. I remember the magic and see that it still exists but was caught totally off guard when my blonde haired blue eyed niece identified as Black and started sending Black Santa emojis. She's a single mom of a mixed race child. Naturally this caused some minor confusion but if she wants her daughter's made up guy to be pink I don't care.
But this is really about job performance and completing a contract isn't it? Those little bastards have been theoretically 'good' all year and its up to Himself the Elf to deliver. Now, I am having a hard time placing in our current society an old man with a preternatural interest in small children, one who you allow to enter your home while everyone's asleep to come and go unseen. But you think about it, he has to be damned fast to do it and I couldn't help but think a Black Santa might not be such a good idea for practical reasons. He's much more likely to be pulled over for no reason - I think NORAD would track him and an F22 just might make him pull over to ask if he owns the sled, where he's going etc. He's certainly much more likely to have his ass shot sneaking into people's houses at night, especially carrying gifts - people will think he's carrying them out. So I think in terms of job performance and being able to deliver on contract we should at least consider this.
Santa Claus. I remember the magic and see that it still exists but was caught totally off guard when my blonde haired blue eyed niece identified as Black and started sending Black Santa emojis. She's a single mom of a mixed race child. Naturally this caused some minor confusion but if she wants her daughter's made up guy to be pink I don't care.
But this is really about job performance and completing a contract isn't it? Those little bastards have been theoretically 'good' all year and its up to Himself the Elf to deliver. Now, I am having a hard time placing in our current society an old man with a preternatural interest in small children, one who you allow to enter your home while everyone's asleep to come and go unseen. But you think about it, he has to be damned fast to do it and I couldn't help but think a Black Santa might not be such a good idea for practical reasons. He's much more likely to be pulled over for no reason - I think NORAD would track him and an F22 just might make him pull over to ask if he owns the sled, where he's going etc. He's certainly much more likely to have his ass shot sneaking into people's houses at night, especially carrying gifts - people will think he's carrying them out. So I think in terms of job performance and being able to deliver on contract we should at least consider this.
