Christmasness

pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
Been listening to Xmas music overandoverandoverandoverandover ....

First of all, what's with the creepy old man with a fascination for small children ? He is obsessed with children for God's sake and that never leads to anything good. Ask Chris Cuomo's producer. Or Pete Townshend. Eeeeew. He likes to watch children when they are sleeping - and probably bathing too. Keeps tabs on them and it isn't hard to imagine what else he might be doing at the same time. And we invite him into our homes, but only to the 'good' aka cooperative children. Hmmmm. Oh, and if you're not good he hands out ****ing COAL ? The goddamned North Pole is already melting. Read a newspaper once a while, stop peering at little kids for maybe five minutes Christ's sake.

Not getting into the fey people, elves , what have you. Have to add another stripe to the 'not a man or a woman' rainbow flag and I have no idea what acronym it'll be. LBGQTE maybe? I don't know. To each his own. Gei gazinta hait

Then there's the blatant animal abuse. This poor animal born with a physical abnormality was bullied and abused and ostracized. They didn't let him play in any reindeer games, asked 'what kind of a name is Rudolf for a reindeer?' Until one night they needed him to save their ass and suddenly he's everybody's best friend. Hypocrites I say. Put them on the cancel list.

And don't try to tell me 'magical flying reindeer' gets his fat ass all over the world in a single night. No way, that means advanced technology and to me, probably UAP related. NORAD does track him you know, no coincidence there. Probably got a Dark Eagle zeroed in, just in case. Has Senator Gillibrand been briefed on all this?
 
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pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
An annual repeat here for me. I used to put this record on my grandmother's console record player when I was a kid while we set up the decorations. The original vinyl is framed and hangs on the wall of my den. I use a couple of bluetooth speakers and my phone to play it now - and when you think about the delta of technology it begins to boggle the mind. At any rate, same me, same album, same purpose.

You've probably heard the songs but this is the entire story beginning to end and it Christmas to me. Enjoy
 

pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
Food of the Gods. Stop what you are doing and order one this instant ! They figured out how to ship them !

Last night I heard a wet splat, found a slightly bloody trail going down the hall and out the window. My pancreas deserted me for the abuse heaped upon it. I think my teeth have become loose from eating this .... but it's sooooo tasty :)

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Standingstones

Celestial
Been listening to Xmas music overandoverandoverandoverandover ....

First of all, what's with the creepy old man with a fascination for small children ? He is obsessed with children for God's sake and that never leads to anything good. Ask Chris Cuomo's producer. Or Pete Townshend. Eeeeew. He likes to watch children when they are sleeping - and probably bathing too. Keeps tabs on them and it isn't hard to imagine what else he might be doing at the same time. And we invite him into our homes, but only to the 'good' aka cooperative children. Hmmmm. Oh, and if you're not good he hands out ****ing COAL ? The goddamned North Pole is already melting. Read a newspaper once a while, stop peering at little kids for maybe five minutes Christ's sake.

Not getting into the fey people, elves , what have you. Have to add another stripe to the 'not a man or a woman' rainbow flag and I have no idea what acronym it'll be. LBGQTE maybe? I don't know. To each his own. Gei gazinta hait

Then there's the blatant animal abuse. This poor animal born with a physical abnormality was bullied and abused and ostracized. They didn't let him play in any reindeer games, asked 'what kind of a name is Rudolf for a reindeer?' Until one night they needed him to save their ass and suddenly he's everybody's best friend. Hypocrites I say. Put them on the cancel list.

And don't try to tell me 'magical flying reindeer' gets his fat ass all over the world in a single night. No way, that means advanced technology and to me, probably UAP related. NORAD does track him you know, no coincidence there. Probably got a Dark Eagle zeroed in, just in case. Has Senator Gillibrand been briefed on all this?
I had to look this up. Robert L. May, the author of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, was going to name Rudolph either Rollo or a Reginald. So I guess Rudolph wasn’t such a bad name after all.
 

pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
I had to look this up. Robert L. May, the author of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, was going to name Rudolph either Rollo or a Reginald. So I guess Rudolph wasn’t such a bad name after all.

'what kind of a name is Rudolf for a reindeer? is a direct quote from a song I've heard too much much don't know the name or artist
 

nivek

As Above So Below
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nivek

As Above So Below
I've done some last minute Xmas shopping on Amazon the last few days and everything I ordered has been quickly shipped, some arrived yesterday and some arriving tomorrow...Very fast shipping times...

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The shadow

The shadow knows!
My holiday shopping is done. I'm trying to balance all sorts of events. The twins holiday parties. My 14 year old stepping out on events. My 10 year old son hit his 1st socal.
And my 6 year old had her girl scout party.
 

pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
Very, very minimal holiday stuff for us. Been a bad year. I have the 24th and 25th off and I imagine we'll binge watch something and barbeque. Got some 'cherry pie' to burn instead of a yule log and that'll help.

I see any large elfish types trying to break in I'll let him and then we'll have a nice chat about the magic bag, you know, over some cookies, milk and a .45 :)
 

nivek

As Above So Below
Very, very minimal holiday stuff for us.

Same here, I have no plans on Xmas eve, and Xmas day just spending a few hours with my mother and one of my brothers and his 2 kids for an early dinner and gift exchange...More of the family had planned on coming into town but the covid fear porn in the media scared them and keeping them at home...

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nivek

As Above So Below
The Christmas decorations are up, I totally forgot to set them up a couple weeks ago...

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nivek

As Above So Below
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nivek

As Above So Below
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