Hudson Valley UFO sightings

Discussion in 'UFOs & Sightings' started by pigfarmer, Aug 13, 2018.

  1. pigfarmer

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    thought about that. smaller than my thumb. started thinking about what size it must be and my head started to hurt.
     
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    I actually knew a part time cop from Kent. He quit after a pulling over a drunk one night who then tried to grab his handgun which resulted in a life and death struggle rolling around on Rt.52. A passing motorist pulled over and helped. I hope they both gave him a good solid beat down after that.

    But I digress.

    red-green-white lights in a boomerang shape viewed from Kent on the edge of the valley rim overlooking a huge military airbase and two civilian airports.

    I have absolutely no doubt they were stars and reflected the opening of an interdimensional portal. I saw the thing myself and it was damned weird. My belt buckle became permanently magnetized and I never once misplaced my house keys again. The local dairy farmers reported that none of their cows gave milk the next day and real estate prices were jacked up instantly in a way nobody could explain except to say they expected the neighborhood to improve real soon. The hair fell off the left side of my dog and he spent the rest of his life turning in circles so as to hide it. I watched him from the second story window once and saw he was tracing a complex mathematical pattern which, if I were to reveal would shatter the underpinnings of Reality. You though that Berenstein bear thing was bad, well let me tell you something brother. I hid this secret in a place where only the worthy can access it; it's in an Unobtainium Cylinder in the Basement of the Alamo.
     
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  3. pigfarmer

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    Credit where credit is due; I lifted that one from Don Imus.
     
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