pigfarmer
tall, thin, irritable
This might be fun - got the idea from another forum. These aren't 'I committed a felony' confessions, just stupid stuff.
Example:
I refer to one of my neighbors as 'creepshow' because ... well take a look. In the interest of amity I let the guy drag any brush or tree limbs he cuts across the back of my property to toss down an embankment. That's a nice favor, getting rid of that stuff can be a p.i.t.a when you have no where to get rid of it.
The path he follows is where I've been tossing my dog **** for 26 years. Ooops, forgot to mention that part.
Example:
I refer to one of my neighbors as 'creepshow' because ... well take a look. In the interest of amity I let the guy drag any brush or tree limbs he cuts across the back of my property to toss down an embankment. That's a nice favor, getting rid of that stuff can be a p.i.t.a when you have no where to get rid of it.
The path he follows is where I've been tossing my dog **** for 26 years. Ooops, forgot to mention that part.