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nivek

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Trump said there would be a bloodbath for the American automotive industry if he wasn't elected because Biden would allow Chinese made cars into the USA...The fake news media giants are running wild with their fabricated out of context lies...Pathetic, see why we cannot trust the major media sources, they continually lie to the American people and to the world...

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pigfarmer

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Donald Trump Describes 9 Historical Battles

Donald Trump Describes 9 Historical Battles
POLITICS·Apr 18, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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Following Donald Trump's masterful recounting of the Battle of Gettysburg, the world has been awaiting his descriptions of other famous battles. That wait is now over, as Trump has provided his synopses of an all-star list of the world's most well-known confrontations.
The Babylon Bee is proud to reveal Trump's commentary on the following battles:
  1. Battle of Stalingrad: "The Germans came in. You really gotta hand it to Hitler. Bad guy, don't get me wrong. But he came into Stalingrad. Rommel tried to tell him. 'Don't get involved in a land war in Asia, me boys,' he said. But Hitler didn't listen."
  2. D-Day: "And the Americans, they crossed the water and landed on the beaches. Brits were nowhere. Nowhere to be seen. Very sad, what's happened to the British. Hitler, he was asleep. He's fallen out of favor, you ever notice that? Not in favor anymore. Tom Hanks, he was there. Good friend of mine, Mr. Hanks."
  3. Battle of Hoth: "The rebels were hiding out there on Hoth. Very cold, very cold on Hoth. I'm telling you, Mar-A-Lago is much warmer. It's in the tropics. Don't have to cut open a Tauntaun there. And those big crawly things came in, and Luke kissed his sister. Incest Luke, we call him. Very sad."
  4. The Alamo: "Remember the Alamo, who can ever forget the Alamo. 'Shoot the Mexicans, me boys, shoot the Mexicans.' Davy Crockett said that. You know who forgot the Alamo? Joe Biden. Sleepy Joe. He can't remember the Alamo, can't even remember his name. Forgetful Joe."
  5. Helm's Deep: "This fellow, Bob Helm I think he was called, built a great big wall. Made Sauron pay for it. The Orcs tried to get through with a big bomb thing. But Theoden was there. Great man. We all remember him right? He said 'So it begins, me boys, so it begins.' Gandalf showed up late, of course. Slept in that day. Groggy Gandalf, we call him."
  6. Battle of Troy: "They say it started over a gal named Helen. She was a beauty, wasn't she? Except for the name. I've never seen a hot woman named Helen. But there she was. And they brought in a big horse. And they let the horse in, even though it was undocumented. They had no idea who the horse was. Nobody vetted him. And they all died. So sad. All because they didn't secure their border."
  7. The Battle of Little Bighorn: "Custard's last stand. General Custard. Lot of arrows in him. Fought the Sioux. I can relate. A lot of people Sioux me. Never underestimate Indians. Redskins, I call them. Great football team, never should've changed the name."
  8. The War Against The Machines: "We fought hard in that one. The robots were smart. Looked like humans. But their hands — robots can't do hands. It's how John spotted them. John Connor, his name was. He sent people back in time to save himself but he never sent himself back. Did you notice that? Never sent himself back."
  9. Battle of Thermopylae: "Battle of THER-mo-Pie-Lay, that's what they called it. Strange name but they say it meant the 'Hot Gates.' I didn't think they were hot, but everyone was sensitive in those days. The Persians wanted through the gates but the Spartans said no. Fought naked. Little gay to be honest. Little gay that they did that. The Persians wore clothes, and so they won. You don't win battles fighting naked, I've always said."


There's nothing like having history retold in the words of a true master. It's little wonder the nations of the world shook in fear during his presidency.
 

Rick Hunter

Celestial
you are all collectively going nuts.

Where is 1950s and 60s America, country of democracy, prosperity and technology?

I'm 100% sure there is a person in US who can unite everybody, like Obama or mother Teresa, or Gandhi etc.

Yes, we are collectively going nuts but I don't agree with the other parts. 1950's-60's USA was a pretty tumultous era with lots of upheaval and violence. Lots of poverty as well. The only president who has "united" anyone in my lifetime was Reagan, and he still had plenty of detractors. Obama brought out the same sort of visceral disgust in the conservatives that Bush Jr. did in the liberals. Mother Theresa and Ghandi were not American politicians and if they were then I can guarantee they would not have united anyone.
 

pigfarmer

tall, thin, irritable
You'd think 'The Greatest Generation' was somehow better equipped to face WW2 but it definitely wasn't. FDR is one of our greatest presidents and yet he was viscerally loathed in his lifetime by people that considered him a socialist, naive, incompetent, all sorts of things he was not. Amazing that the press totally collaborated in masking his disability whether they liked him or not. I read about that stuff and there are so many things that sound so familiar it could be happening today.

I think when we look back the nostalgia tends to cloud the lens.

In the 50s and 60s there were still large areas of the US with segregated schools, bathrooms, drinking fountains, etc. Hard to draw direct comparisons to today as views have changed so dramatically. True there was prosperity and technology and democracy, but not quite for everybody.

Last time I saw a truly United States was 9/11. For a short time we were all on the same page. I imagine it was like that after Pearl Harbor too.

Unity, or at least practical coexistence, needs real leadership and that definitely isn't coming from the identity politics idiots we have been electing and appointing. Reagan may have been the last decent example of real leadership.
 
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