August
Metanoia
I never called him a clown.....I used it in the OP. If it sounded like I meant him then I'm sorry....however, it wasn't meant that way and it was also after the fact.
You do have to tell him that he lives above groundwater.....especially if he is in the town in the above picture.
What if your on the side of a hill sorta. Not down by the river ?