Zodiac Sign Dark Sides

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  1. nivek

    nivek As Above So Below

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    I'm a wood dragon apparently...
     
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  2. Gambeir

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    Holy Crap, I'm up two dragons! That's a good thing for a monkey. If I can get up to three dragons here it will be like a fire monkey orgy!
     
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  3. coubob

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    Guess I`m an Earth Monkey, and my wife is a Fire Horse.Yikes
     
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  4. humanoidlord

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    its quite new agey and spiritual
     
  5. humanoidlord

    humanoidlord ce3 researcher

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    it makes me angry and extremelly bored
     
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  6. humanoidlord

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    yes
     
  7. humanoidlord

    humanoidlord ce3 researcher

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    i noticed that too, i like all the things you think is bs and hate evetrhing you think is the real deal
     
  8. Zeke

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    I have 2 godsons and 2 nephews - all Rats! It's one of my best compatible Chinese zodiac signs for getting along with : )

    I'm looking into using astrology for finding a mate... previously this was not very easy to do... until the past decade and more recently when Tinder came out, online dating wasn't acceptable and an embarrassing thing to do. Now we can check off the most allegedly compatible sign in our searches, combining both western and Chinese, and experiment if there's truth in it.
     
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  9. Gambeir

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    Ah, well horses ain't too bad for a monkey so long you only ride them every so often. My best friend is a horse, but my other half is a Rooster, which is like fire and ice ya know....really have no idea how we managed to stay together this long without it ending in a murder suicide... couple close calls sure, but I guess if the sex is good it conquer everything else.

    Horses run free ya know, and monkeys are jackasses, just accept that and a lot of issues may fall away. Lifes shorter than we realize when we are in our 20's or even 40's. I'm 60+ years and many I've known haven't even got this far. Try to keep in mind the temporal nature of life and what's important is what I'm saying.

    Like ya know, the other night we were driving back home and there was a fatal car wreck a few blocks from the house and I told my partner that we may have what seem to be problems, but ya know compared to someone else tonight we have none.
     
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  10. Gambeir

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    Trust me, the Chinese Zodiac is accurate, you would be well advised to consult what other animals you're best mated with and to keep that knowledge foremost in your mind and to overlook other attributes. Otherwise the sex has to be insanely good for a non~matching sign or it will not work out, and even with that there will a great deal of strife and fighting. I would advise strongly to follow the guides of the Chinese Zodiac as to your ideal or near ideal animal mate.
     
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  11. cosmic joke

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    my dear wife/soulmate/lover and partner in crime and i have been together 38 years. she is a metal rat.

    so then...to a tee

    "High points of Rat-Snake love match

    Both the Rat and Snake are comfortable in social surroundings – though the former is likely to have a far wider range of friends and interests, the Snake is one of the most socially sophisticated signs of the Chinese zodiac. The Snake according to this Oriental system is a purveyor of the finer things of life and he/she owes this to an essentially sensual nature. They take great pleasure in appeasing their senses as a result of which good food, fine wine and high culture are among the things that he/she finds worth living for. At any party or social gathering, the Snake is likely to be the one who is most elegantly dressed and who can best appreciate the finest Champagnes and gourmet cheeses. He/she is apt to engage in polite social discourse and impress others with their high level of sophistication. This suits the Rat very well since he/she too thrives on social exchange and discourse. The two are quite likely to meet at just such a gathering and then hit off instantly. The quick-witted and mentally agile Rat will be charmed not only by the Snake’s personal appeal but also by his/her acute intelligence."
     
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  12. Octo

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    LOL

    Pig - Personality and Characteristics





    Ebullient, flexible, gentle, optimistic

    Most people born in the Chinese zodiac Pig sign possess a genial and accommodating personality and would not harm others. They often hold unique attitudes and standpoints among their peers. They are rather super endurance in trying to achieve their goals step by step. However, they may at times become hotheaded when in trouble. Fortunately, they are quick in adaptation to rebuild their confidence.



    Strengths
    Good-tempered, kind-hearted, positive, loyal

    People born in the Year of the Pig are honest and frank in personality, with chivalrous and gallant manners. They have a calm appearance and a strong heart. They do whatever they want with strength. They are tolerant and optimistic, but not until they become your friends can their virtue, advantages and fidelity to friendship be appreciated. They are quick tempered, but hate arguments and quarreling. They are kind to their loved ones. They are not afraid of difficulties and problems but when faced with them, they try to work them out gradually. They treat friends sincerely and do not tell lies unless they have to. They are lighthearted and usually fall asleep easily.


    Weaknesses
    Gullible, slow-witted, faltering

    Putting too much trust and sometimes naïve characteristics may be their shortfalls to point that they can easily fall into traps. Although they are loyal to friends but they actually do not have many friends in return. They are hot-tempered and impulsive and are not good in communication. If they play pranks on people, they won' t know when to stop.


    Career
    Active, fervent, impetuous

    Pig personalities usually have amazing patience and willpower in their career. Their strong will makes them brave and persist in pursuing their dreams. Their optimistic attitudes easily can influence those around them, making the working atmosphere relaxing and comfortable. However, sometimes, they lack well-planned proposals and goals, which may lead to inefficiency. Thus, they are advised to make a detailed schedule in work. In addition, their enthusiastic character would cause impulsive judgments. They are thus advised to calm down and listen to others' advices.

    [​IMG] Best Jobs for Pigs

    Purity and integrity are their shining personality traits, making them suitable for jobs related to education and public affairs. They also have strong curiosity about new knowledge. Thus they may get some achievements in science and art fields. In addition, they usually pursue simple and slow-paced life, so jobs with low pressure are suitable for them.

    Suitable Jobs: teacher, artist, salesman, or scientist.


    Wealth
    Nice income, lack of manage plan, money shortage

    Generally speaking, people born in the Year of the Pig have better fortune than others. They tend to always find golden chances to create abundant wealth, earning lots of money in their early and middle ages. However, they are not good at managing finances, squandering easily. Most of them don' t know how to save money or use the idle capital to invest. Their budgets are always in crisis. Thus, they are advised to manage their wealth carefully as it will become very useful for their old age.


    Love and Relationships
    Considerate, romantic, passionate

    A person with 'Pig' personality is usually an ideal life partner. When they are attracted by someone, they will behave crazily enthusiastic. Lots of surprises and gifts always capture others' hearts easily. They are good at observing lovers' emotional ups and downs and can be the best listener to hear out their complaints. Most of them will have enough patience to encourage their soul mates to snap out of their grievances. In addition, they are good assistants in giving useful suggestions to their lovers' career. They won' t force others to do things they don' t like. Tolerance and understanding are their shinning points in love relationship.

    Best Matches: Tiger, Rabbit, Sheep
    Bad Matches: Snake, Monkey

    [​IMG] See Love Compatibility of Pig, to know more about their compatible Chinese zodiac signs, what they are like in love, and how to get along with them.


    Health
    Semi-health, intractable disease, low immunity

    Although a harmonious interpersonal relationship can provide much help, it also leads to frequent social activities. Excessive drinking and unbalanced diet may cause gastrointestinal and respiratory disease. Most of them pay less attention on building a strong body. High blood pressure and hyperlipemia are common phenomenon in the middle and old ages. They are advised to do some physical exercises such as mountain climbing, swimming and running. Improving the immune system is also essential.
     
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  13. Gambeir

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    I predict 2019 will be a good year for you
     
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  14. Octo

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    I hope so.:)
     
  15. Wraith Sheppard

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    july 28 here
     
  16. coubob

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    Characteristics of the Earth Rabbit: 1939, 1999

    The Earth Rabbit is a quiet person but is very wise and will do well with their life skills. They always set realistic aims and so that they are not too far out of reach, they are extremely hard workers. Earth Rabbits have good business sense and are very lucky in financial matters.
    They can be quite persuasive and will experience little difficulty in getting other people to tie in with their plans. Their friends and colleagues always value their advice and think very highly of them.
    The Rabbit has many desirable qualities and is very careful in life. They are intellectual, polite and peaceful people. They dislike any sort of unpleasantness and will always try to steer clear of arguments and disputes. They will always be able to calm a bad situation down and maintain peace.
    Rabbits have a great appreciation for art and the finer things in life; they also love to party, which will usually be at the upper class restaurants and nightspots in town. The Rabbit is a humorous and intellectual person who loves to be involved in a debate.
    Their views and advice are always appreciated by others and are always portrayed as prudent and diplomatic people. They will rarely get angry and will turn a blind eye when there is something that displeases them just to keep the peace. They like to remain on good terms with everybody, but can get rather sensitive and will see any form of criticism as an insult aimed at them. They will quickly leave the area if there is any sort of trouble heading in their direction.
    The Rabbit is a silent yet efficient worker and has an extremely good memory. They are extremely perceptive when it comes to business, but their level of accomplishment often depends on the conditions that prevail. They do not cope well when there is tension in the air or when they have to make a sudden decision. They will always try to plan everything that they do, if there is a busy week ahead at work they might make a list of jobs in order to get done etc.
    Rabbits do not like to take risks and really don’t like it when a change is implemented. The Rabbit seeks a quiet and long established environment.
    The Rabbit is meticulous and will succeed extremely well as a diplomat, lawyer, shopkeeper or priest as well as any other job where they can show their superb skills to big crowds of people. Rabbits will be very loyal to their employers and will never go behind their backs to rival companies.
    They adore their home and will spend a fortune maintaining it and fitting it with the latest gadgets, theydo however love to collect, and this means there may be a lot of antiques around their home. They will spend a lot of time making sure their home is constantly clean.
    The Rabbit is usually very lucky in life and often is blessed with being in the right place at the right time. They are very talented and quick thinking. They may sometimes put pleasure before work but this will usually be fine for the Rabbit as they are usually expected to live a life free of problems and pain.
     
  17. Wraith Sheppard

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    Suddenly I feel like a rabbit...
     
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  18. coubob

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    And ive been feeling like monkeying around.
     
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  19. August

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    And what about the cheese eating surrender monkeys ? The Zodiac is full of them.
     
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  20. nivek

    nivek As Above So Below

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    You are completely in the dark then, I'm sorry...
     

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