GhostofBiedny
Celestial
Well, maybe if he was any good at it. His usual cut and paste begmails contain contradictory facts, implausible situations and define normal everyday recurring bills as emergencies. And an explanation about how motels expect you to pay for each and every night you stay there.
Gene is one of those really exceptional individuals who is good at absolutely nothing. His prowess in being bad at everything is matched only by his delusional belief in his own superiority to everyone else. It is the perfect combination for failure.